“No drama” is a total left-swipe for me, as is:

A small fire, then.

Not only are they abusing these kids, but they’re actively shredding any evidence that they’re doing so.

Collecting on a case like this in Canada can be a real pain in the ass for a private citizen to collect damages from a civil case. I hope they included in the total award amount the fees relating to the inevitable costs he’ll incur trying to get the money from her.

I’ve definitely commented on a coworker’s outfit. It went like so:

Yeppers. We have a whole private-sponsor Syrian refugee program in Canada that is pretty popular. The US should give it a shot (lol. that won’t happen any time soon)

You got me there! Sorry to have disappointed you!

Whomp whomp.

Kotaku is blocked on my work network, so more of this, please!

Came here to comment “How long until Devos decides this is not worth investigating, cause campus sexual assault is an overblown, fad issue?”

It’s cause your milk is seriously gross (sorry, but it’s true)

Hahaha. You beat me to this response :P

Right?

Well, when election time comes around again, shoot me a message. I’ll be out knocking on doors in the hopes we don’t regress to our 40-year, unbroken conservative majority government streak. It’s gonna be hard work.

Thanks for your nuanced contribution to this thread. I hope you’re getting the support you need right now.

Omg, I’d forgotten about that! That was completely bonkers. Like, Aidan should have seen that and RUN the other way.

Even in less intense (sorry if that’s not the right word, it’s still early for me and my brain is not at top commenting capacity) scenarios, people are still shit at knowing what to say.

Is this how you feel??

Is Comedy Central also going to supervise Jim Jefferies to make sure he doesn’t call multiple people cunts on every single weekly episode?

Oh, it made me FURIOUS when Carrie got mad at Charlotte for having the audacity to not want to hand over a giant pile of money to her friend (who was in need of money because she couldn’t manage her money).