Yea, those poor stay at home moms... They have to wake up at 5am in the morning, shower, eat, get dressed in business attire, then risk their lives to commute to work in horrible weather and commute back home again after work... They have it so difficult... Oh wait...

Pandas found out about ridiculous ideologies such as social justice and feminism, and that’s why they refuse to fuck, they would rather die off than live in a world where feminists and social justice whiners are in power... Honestly, I don’t blame them...

and that’s really what’s going to happen

White people aren’t the only nor the worst offenders of that, black people do it FAR more often and for MUCH smaller/irrelevant annoyances or situations...

She was a woman, so no, of course not... According to feminists at least...

Dollar signs...

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I mean, I know that plenty of men feel this way: once a woman has had sex with a man it means that she’s just a hole for every other man to stick his dick in, whether she wants to or not.

That kind of concern only comes into play when it’s a woman making a rape allegation. Why is that?

Oh fuck off...

You can saber any drink that comes in a glass bottle with a lip on it, I used to do it to empty beer bottles using a butter knife as a bet, no one thought it would be possible to cleanly cut the top off an empty beer bottle using a butter knife, so I made quite a bit of money from the trick... Yes, it’s easier with…

A few tips to make sure you manage to stay awake and alert long into the night, make sure you don’t get sick from drinking and minimize the New Years day hangover...

So, its like Subway now except the food is even more terrible?

If you’re using them as wildlife trackers, you may not know exactly where you put specific units (you’d probably be using more than one), and the GPS coordinates also come in handy when it comes to finding them again out in the wild...

Who cares what he does? Let the man live his life the way he wants to (he’s earned it), he doesn’t owe you or anyone else anything, if he doesn’t want to write, there is absolutely nothing you can do or say about it...

In what way?

That’s what you get for inviting gold digging hoes you met at a bar to your place...

Yes, Amy and Sheldon fuck for the first time... Finally... It’s about godamn time...

The empty space is not just in her bank vault, it’s in her head as well...

If you had a boyfriend, what were you doing on dating sites?