“We regret to inform you that due to a shipping error, many of you have recieved Todd Howard’s urine by mistake.

The trash bag that keeps on giving.

I’ve got two good rules that have served me well of late:

How on earth does this dumpster fire of a situation somehow continue to get worse with each passing day? Every time I think this couldn’t possibly get any worse, Bethesda finds a way to shatter my expectations.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Bethesda. Really?

They are nothing if not consistent

“I can’t believe this game (and now its support) is such a mess that I’ve had to write three stories about a plastic bag.”

Somewhere, EA and Activision are ecstatic that they might not be the shittiest company at year’s end.

This game (and its support) is so fucked up that at this point I would expect the replacement bags to be shipped filled with asbestos and broken glass.

I’m with Netflix on these cancellations. To me, it looks like Disney invested in Netflix as an experiment to see if serialized stories on a smaller scale would be profitable. Once it was confirmed they had a winning concept, they decided to launch their own competing service. I’d be pissed too. I understand Netflix…

Life in Aggro.

Should have posted this one:

“When your wrongthink gets you more followers than your GDQ run would have got,” he said.

“Gaming is already a knife pit for women.”

Another day, another minor professional gamer unmasked as a bigoted asshole.

They took place a week or two ago. Dude did not stop being a nazi last week. His apology is 100% bullshit.

Can ya tell he’s had that canned response sitting on the shelf for a looooong time?  Probably has a whole case of it that he picked up at Costco.  

Yeah. I’m not really buying the sincerity given his reputation, but in a vacuum he gave the right apology. Not excuses, no “I’m sorry, but...”. At least he owned it, unlike Graviton.

“Those screenshots show conversations which contain hurtful concepts, ideas, and conspiracy theories which I have come to fully and completely reject. What I’ve said in the past is indefensible and inexcusable.”

“When your wrongthink gets you more followers than your GDQ run would have got,”