DDOS is to hacking what 50 Shades of Gray is to writing.

This would be like taking a sledgehammer to a door and bashing the door in and saying “I picked the lock!”

You know, I left my crystal ball at home today. Bad journalist! Bad!

If this DDoS is part of a Blizzard publicity stunt, someone is going to get severely punished because it’s a terrible idea.

I hate it so much

Usually they do it because they are mad about getting banned for using cheats. Its super lame but thats the internet for you

Smug satisfaction of being able to push a button?

It’s rather annoying that Sony called a device “PSX”, when people had been using the name to refer to the original Playstation for ages.

What’s obscure about Zika and Mario Paint?

“Instead Of Hitting The Iceberg, The Titanic Should Have Gone Around It”

Because countries still think that hosting the Olympics will somehow give them an economic boost, even though it’s been proven time and time again that it doesn’t. Basically, politicians are idiots and keep wanting to be the host.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

In Soviet Russia, poop shits on you!

On the bright side, your day can only get better now...

Yeah, it isn’t white washing, it’s more of the “White Savior” trope, like in Avatar and Tarzan and many other stories and movies the white guy comes into a different country/culture (usually less civilized, but it’s not the case here) and not only does he become better than them at the things they have been doing…

I’d settle for a Play of the Game video that just shows a Dev just sitting there and pressing the keys to ban them that they have to watch the moment it kicks them.

Blizzard actually wait in waves to ban people so the cheat engineers don’t know how they got caught

They have Chipotle trucks in Russia?

There are reasons not to drive a convertible...