"all Muslims are terrorists"

I kinda like calling them Cronots. Especially if they clearly just hand-drawn an o over the u.

Arrest Con Pollo

Jesus take the Bill

Asked what time she expected him to arrive, Ms. Rhimes replied "not really sure—he's tough to nail down."

When reached for comment, Jesus said that Rhimes's claims were "100 per cent transubstantiated."

Right? It's like the absolute least apt animal metaphor possible.

You don't remember the part in gone with the wind when scarlett o'hara made a leopard print mini skirt out of her curtains? pft.

For maximum authenticity, the clothing shown is actually made with slave labor in Bangledesh.

Your sense of humor probably isn't as dark as you think it is.

buster bluth's penis looks like a lobstertail, but WITHOUT it's shell.

I see you haven't let the fact that you allegedly care about these issues stop you from being a patronizing jackass to women. Very few men care about these issues, period. But nice try trying to spin it into *my* character flaw.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

"The current recommendation is about 3.7 liters a day for men"

I feel like that excuse is the cowards way out instead of simply saying "lol no1curr" because how, exactly, are rape .gifs and rape threats ~discourse~?

"I see you tried to work behind the scenes to fix this problem and got stonewalled for months, but have you considered working behind the scenes to fix this problem?"

It honestly breaks my heart a little bit that this post even needs to exist — but the manner in which this has been handled (or not handled, really) by HQ is pathetic. Not reporting on it feels hypocritical, so here we are.

Can't it be both?

That's just a mic wire.