I also need gifs of the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale nod to Veep during her speech. Because that was my soul riffing on stage right there.

GOOD GOD Lemon that dress is spectacular. <3 them.

He's SO ORANGE

Her whole character is thunder!

Will Arnett is also a dork. Don 't fuck over our Amy !

Lucille is not going to be happy that Maggie Lizer took Buster to this years Motherboy contest. Not at all.

GREAT. Now me and my cat are both fat and need therapy.

What is so typically American is that everyone will be all up in your business about what you eat, and what activities you engage in while you are pregnant. But these same "concerned" folks dont seem to fight or vote for actual causes that would help pregnant women like universal daycare and preschool, or mandated…

It's ok to go out. He is responsible for his own health.

True the nanny may have more experience (or not), but that experience isn't with the child in question. Nor is the nanny familiar with the parenting methods and techniques being employed. So, in short, unless you're asked for advice by a stranger, don't offer. Just nod, smile, and move on.

Grimes is a woman.

I distinctly remember having one that looked like an embroidered tapestry (I wore that with my mom-fit jeans and velvet(esque) ankle boots), and another that had fringe hanging from it like the blanket we keep on our ottoman (had a matching skirt; that outfit had a slightly southwestern flair).

I really appreciate James Franco's very deep and postmodern take on pranking, fame and paparazzi. It is really important work that combines performance art, public spectacle, and a wry, thoughtful commentary on social media. Actually, I think if he gets any more pretentious his head will be stuck permanently up his…

Oh god, we ALL had those vests *shudder*

Snap Poll:

How many of you originally thought the man was the groom?

I did.

That JLo photobomber is the BEST. So funny. This also seems like an appropriate moment to talk about the time I photobombed Madonna and her boyfriend when we all got off the Eurostar from Paris. I don't have a hope of competing with that guy, but I did manage to look straight at the camera and pull a face.
Sadly, now…

Lindy: Just when I think I couldn't possibly love you any more than I already do, you go and post this Vine.

I think the only one to not chime in on either the song or Miley is that lamb. Lambie, what say you?
"The song and Miley are both baaaaaaaad."
There, everything that can be said has. Moving on.

Ah, but Drew Barrymore was a far bigger star at 11 and from a family with a long, famed history of stone cold boozing it up. And notoriously bonkers parents. For similar reasons, it wouldn't surprise me if Ariel Winter was drinking and drugging and staying up til dawn like a maniac (as my actual Nana would say).

I wish LiLo all the best and hope she is with a partner that will help support her in her journey to stay clean, but a rich reality star from Texas of all places who is "also a Christian and won't drink around her. He's trying to keep her sober and on the straight and narrow" just raises SO many red flags for me.