On a related note:

I refuse to punish myself because cavemen were too stupid to figure out carbs.

Low fat breakfast cereal = cut up pieces of cardboard.

"It was like putting gasoline in a purified system."

I've literally never eaten a Big Mac in my life, but her phrasing is BONKERS.

wtf is low-fat cereal? am i eating high-fat cereal right now? i cant even do cereal right, dammit.

I eat all of this. Am I some weird amalgam of actual human lady and advertiser's fantasy?

Yogurt. SUCKS.

I hate how Dove equates lack of consent with lack of self-esteem. I like myself, I like myself so much I feel good when I look at the mirror even if I never wear make-up or do my hair, because I don't think that's important. And I look even better in pictures than in my mind, which is nice. But I don't like to be…

The people at Dove are so annoying because of how their ads are so blatantly pandering. I get advertising and psychology and all that crap but good god, try a little subtly. And they are so misguided! The "Real" woman campaign? Come on. To me, you're a real woman if you identify as a woman. It's just like that "REAL…

Dove is owned by Unilever.

I'm just going to continue pointing out on every single Dove story that they are owned by Unilever who also own Axe (they of the stupid misogynistic body spray ads.) Cynical desperate marketing FTW.

I knoooow what's wrong with us?

Gazing upon my image turns men to stone. But, like, if they want to be painfully frozen in granite for all time, who am I to say no?

Oh my god, RIGHT?? Sometimes that site feels like the internet equivalent of the girls bathroom in junior high. I've read a lot of questionable shit over there. It's like, guess what, guys, just because it's a website and not an ink-and-paper publication does not mean that you can just say whatever the fuck you want…

i wouldn't have a problem with kim thinking she looks like the goddess isis (she is after all a beautiful beautiful lady and in my opinion she could totes pull off a goddess) but the thing is that there's no one who looks like isis because isis looks like this.

I apparently make a voice when giving any directions for anything that sounds condescending. Unfortunately, any attempts at being nicer while giving directions only make it worse.