This is easily the hardest decision I've had to make all day. Which either says something terrible about my day job, or something significant about how HOT these guys are.

@AgnesGrep: Absolutely! And every single amateur video is labelled 'Huh huh, my girlfriend cheated so I posted videos of me fucking her! Huh huh!'. I know it's rare, but I'd like to see some evidence of women being keen and complicit in posting videos of themselves online. Like mainstream porn, I guess, but more like…

@Susan B.: I loved Pirates! Everyone making it was plainly having a damn good time and weren't taking it too seriously, but still - some good action was happening. Like watching a 'real' movie, but you don't have to wait for 2 hours for the romantic leads to have 1.5 minutes of steaminess.

The above has summarised it for me - I've only ever watched amateur porn (although it's a mine field of 'My g/f cheated and this is me fucking her!1!!' which I prefer to avoid) because, god dammit, the women squeal, the men get all enthusiastic and it looks REAL.

I think I'd have appreciated it more if one of my teachers had actually bothered to take the time to encourage me to enjoy sports. I don't think this would've helped much.

@Fenchurch: I agree. I think 'That's very kind of you, but I'd rather stand' is the best way to diffuse the situation, rather than 'Damn you bitch, who are you calling pregnant?!'. Or similar violent reaction.

I find 'companion' is a smooth way of describing someone in close proximity but ambiguous relationship to the person you are talking to.

@cookiecutter: You really do 'learn' how to do a degree as you're doing it. It's very unfamilar and not clear how you can succeed at first, but once you settle into the routine and learning what profs want from you, it does get easier. Experiment with schedules and learning techniques, you'll get there in the end!

@genevievee: My mother does this too. I annoy her by going 'I know, I'm so hot and curvy and bootilicious!'. It really confuses her.

@rebelwerewolf: Punch your Dad. Seriously.

Perhaps this is Palin's 2012 campaign strategy? Have all the democrates who like dancing locked up - it'd probably take out a significant number of those who won't go so far as to make an assassination attempt, but definitely wouln't vote for her.

Helen Mirren seems to be doing fine without her own jewellery range. When I'm an aging starlet, I'm gonna do whatever she's doing, coz she's doing it right.

Andy Dick doesn't sound like he's taking sobriety terribly seriously...

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I think the way he's a more chiselled version of his father is rather endearing really :) But I completed agree with you.

@applejuice: My mother just told me this and I rolled my eyes at her. I take it back.

I have to say - I have loved that ring ever since I started hoarding magazines that had references to Princess Di's outfits in them when I was about 7 or 8 (she died when I was 7), but I feel sorry for Kate having to deal with this massive shadow of expectation/foreshadowing when this is meant to be a happy time for…

I feel sorry for the airport security staff. Their job has evolved into new and more unpleasant areas recently and all they get for it is a load of stick.

@lozette2: I'm no professional, but I believe that addictions are typically defined by how much they affect the rest of your life - if you neglect your work, your health/hygiene, your major relationships and your financial stability all because these things get in the way of the next sexual encounter you might have,…

Who filed her legs down to two thin points in that photo?

Good God, can't I speak with the gravity of the women who have come before me AND dress in revealing clothing? What's with the dichotomy?