@vanka-vstanka: Woah, where is it illegal to do that? And why? Is it to protect us from the self-indulgence of celebrities like the Kardashians?

@moonkitten: If they forced their inmates to dance in that new 'Burlesque' film, I'd be prepared to question whether or not their human rights were being infringed.

Why was there a scene that seemed to be set in a dance school? When

@CherrySoda15: I'm so sorry you had such a difficult experience

I never actually dated my boyfriend - we met in a flat share and ended up in bed together before we actually considered the possibility of a relationship, but I really enjoy dating. It's like making a new friend, but with a nice edge of potential sexytime. Me and my boyfriend are open so I can love him and still…

I wouldn't want to share my therapist. Other people's problems would either be less important than mine, making me resentful of the time they take up, or they would be more important, making me wonder why I was even in therapy...

After my high school prom the hot gossip was that one of the less grotty-looking PE teachers had gone to a student after party and made out with one of the students. We were all very disturbed.

I got my b/f Brut because it smells like a synthetic version of his sweat, a scent I rather enjoy.

Thank you for that image, Jake, I'm now off to have a few private moments alone... :)

Wait, hang on - Taylor Swift didn't deserve a nice great guy before this, but Heidi Montag has been exctiedly lying in wait for the day she did?

I wonder if the large number of April Fool breakups are because some joker decides to mock-break-up with their other half and the jilted one decides that douches who break up with people for a joke don't deserve love.

Wait, she wanted to buy your CAT? Good Christ, I'd have run her out of town with a pitchfork.

Surely if it's evolutionarily favourable for us to be gorgeous, we'd all be gorgeous, not just a tiny, ever-changing, idealised minority? Someone help me out with this.

As long as I find spanking seriously arousing, I will never be able to do it to my hypothetical future children.

@Roski: I think that dress just gave me an orgasm.

I heavily disagree. Like anything, when done well, leopard print can look good. I personaly favour it on cardigans that I wear to work - it's more interesting than a simple block colour cardie and suggests that underneath my office temp exterior, a tempstress longs to escape...but you know, with class and a rather…

...and so the attitudes spill over into early sexual experiences - 'No, MySandwich, I will not touch your breast. You are pure and untainted by my clumsy caresses and I would not wish to spoil you'. 'Just touch it, God damn it! It wants you to touch it!!'

It's rather sweet to think that Ryan Phillipe and Amanda Seyfried just got wasted at a party and slurred "We're so damn attractive...you should totally take me home...*puke*" at each other for an evening.

I belive Maggie Gyllenhaal's character in Away We Go espoused similar parenting techniques and was soundly mocked for this.

I was at the London MCM Anime Expo this Saturday and the number of 'free hugs' signs and t-shirts was bizarre. If anyone can explain which comic this behaviour was from, I would be very grateful.