I'll give Adrian Grenier a damn good scrubbing...

@ameliaheartsu: How is it that businesses like this survive if they're cutting out a seemingly large proportion of the market by not stocking reasonable plus-size fashions? This question has always foxed me, considering how successful the retail industry is.

@its_good_to_be_the_queen: Well, that's certainly the message of the Twilight films.

Hehehe. If he looks like Jacob Black, he can be as selfish as he likes, I'll still want to jump his bones...

If there two are so capable, perhaps they will end up better off than those who have made poor decisions and could do with some non-reality TV-based therapy, or a reasonable education. When you think of the problems people on this show have, those who don't come off quite so well on television may need more help than…

He is rather adorable, isn't he?

GQ is a magazine aimed at heterosexual men - they're kind of playing to their audience when they have the women taking their clothes off and not the men.

Cherie Booth Blair QC never gave up her law career when Tony became British PM - it's not essential, you know. Not that the media ever let her forget it...

Let's face it, if CHendricks lost weight, the Mad Men creators would be on her like a ton of bricks about it.

@Tirannie: No, it's out on the 26th. I downloaded it illegally and fully intend to get the real one when it's out, because the girl deserves her dues.

I downloaded this yesterday, after watching the video about 10,000 times. It's now the most played thing on my ipod.

So bloody true. First time I tried to give a hand job, he just looked down and went 'You have no idea what you're doing, do you?'.

@hollygirl: To the medieval folk of god-knows-what century England, a gap between a woman’s two front teeth was regarded as a sign of promiscuity and a lustful nature (remember Chaucer's wife of Bath?). So I always secretly hope that that's why gap-toothed ladies don't have their teeth fixed, although I expect they…

Megan is significantly more of a realist than any other Don's other romantic investments, but she still seems like another Mommy substitute. 'Good with kids, great to look at' seems to be all he knows about her and that doesn't suggest to me that he wants anything more than a new and improved Betty.

I find 'the Cat' works well because it means my companion's penis aims at the small of my back, which happens to be the direction my vagina goes in. This is more comfortable and results in fewer abrasions to the entrance of my hoo-ha. He, however, finds it makes his arms tired -_-

Until I saw Snooki's photo, I assumed 'pickle pancake' was a euphemism...

Although this is just as cold and demhumanising as Karen Owen's efforts, it's one redeeming quality is that it's actually kind of funny. If this was a comedy skit somewhat based on real experiences and using nicknames or pseudonyms for the men mentioned, I would take no issue with it, but like Karen Owen's work, it's…

I've only seen of this what's been posted on Jezebel, so can anyone tell me what the boy childrens' reaction has been to this? Do they think Daddy's a massive player and they all desperately want their own women collection one day, or do they have healthy levels of respect for women and want to make their own choices…

@Venus_MM: Exactly. My open relationship isn't designed to make him 'feel like a man' (horrible phrase). It's designed to make us both feel good. Duh.

Yeeeeeeeeees. So far no one has said 'So, I guess the open relationship means your boyfriend gets to exercise his manly instincts without technically cheating' to me about my relationship, but when they do, they are going to get bitch-slapped into infinity. If only for the propogation of the 'men need sex and we must…