I don't know man. I always carry a pair of kitchen scissors to avoid embarassing moments.

I love how the Sleep strip is the same color as the Meeting strip. Also, too much TV.

The Tissot Touch already did this. It was an analog watch with a touch sensitive rim. The hands would move around to switch from watch, to chronometer, to altitude meter, barometer, compass...

Cook... Let's do it.

Is it weird if I already knew about all of these things?

A bit...

That would make a good artsy video... something that you'd put on vimeo rather than youtube.

Fuck, you could probably play a scaled down skyrim on that...

What the hell is it wit all these Apple fanatism on Giz lately?

Why is JPL whoring itself for money?

I bet that the three of you who saw it will find that hilarious.

I hope so. Computer games are only being held back in every possible sens of the word, by the existance of nsoles.

#fatacceptance

Generic chinese portable DVD player. Paid almost 200 bucks, and the shitty thing's battery wouldn't even last through a movie.

Well, TA-Fucking-DA.

A goat and a step stool could replace at least six of this items... I leave to your imagination which/how.

Well, I had to go through some shit, man... Pay is crap, benefits are shitty, but still, it's a job.

Sir, I am from the anal sand bureau, and we have reports on the sand content of your anal cavity exceding maximum standards.

That remind me of the time I hooked up my hamster to a car battery to try an make a pikachu. My brother thought I was playing with Lego Guantanamo.

I do not have professional expereince, I'm just a real dedicated amateur. I love cooking, and I try to do as much of it right as I can....