#fatacceptance

Generic chinese portable DVD player. Paid almost 200 bucks, and the shitty thing's battery wouldn't even last through a movie.

Well, TA-Fucking-DA.

A goat and a step stool could replace at least six of this items... I leave to your imagination which/how.

Well, I had to go through some shit, man... Pay is crap, benefits are shitty, but still, it's a job.

Sir, I am from the anal sand bureau, and we have reports on the sand content of your anal cavity exceding maximum standards.

That remind me of the time I hooked up my hamster to a car battery to try an make a pikachu. My brother thought I was playing with Lego Guantanamo.

I do not have professional expereince, I'm just a real dedicated amateur. I love cooking, and I try to do as much of it right as I can....

haha, I know. Glad you could quit.

Well you have different styles... When cooking professionaly sometimes you can't afford to have variations on dishes you prepare, so every single one must be the same than the last.

Bursheet.

'suuup.

The amount of DieselPunk present in the first picture gave me a boner. I assume that it is not a problem, io9.

Well, it dependes. BF3, I play at 1600x900. Even on max settings, you see jagged shapes and the like in a 17" monitor. If you try to snipe something far away... dammit, that will look horrible.

I used to heat up my BIC lighter and hold it to an itchy bite.

Nah, you would know. It's a board about CGI and 3D Design.

gawn, are you the same Mr. Gawn that psots on /3/?

What Was He In?

Crappy, ill designed, useless product.

Glad!