Ha, ha. Zing!

I am amazed at how much I hate the depicted douchebag, without even knowing him.

Chinchinfantry!

Are we going to follow Facebook stock from now till the moment another social network takes over it?

Just had to do this.

The thing is that if your payload specialist dies due to a preventable accident, you are not losing, say 50mil for the life of the astronaut. You are aborting a mission probably on the billions.

In other news, Paris Hilton is trying to bid on the rocket, she told us she needed it as, and we quote, "...this dildo isn't doing it for me anymore."

CHAPTER ONE

You should have fireants injected in your eyes.

Moron. Natural selection would have happened if they had somehow killed themselves before reproducing, possibly while trying to have sex inside a washing machine.

Sorry.

At the optometris conference:

I see you have an eye for puns then.

HAHA!

I can't see the point of this.

WOW! SPOILER ALERT!

This is retarded.

"Naziss"

Size reference probably.

I'm just an anon... maybe you have seen my S&W 32 thread, where I asked them to identify my grandfathers gun.