FUCK! Is eureka still on? I though it was cancelled.

There is a lot of great advice here, but a couple of entries seem like awful photo-trolling.

That was, indeed awesome.

I give it three weeks until the predator fleshlight. (Middle pic for reference)

This HAS to be here...

My girlfriend somehow can't get enough movie dates...

...Why?

Is that sarcasm?

Shoving a chainsaw up someones rectum will also activate specifc parts of the brain.

I love how every wieght loss service/product ever comes with a disclaimer along the lines of "Will work if you excersise and diet, too."

I farted and it sounded a bit like Ke$ha. They gave me 15 years in maximum security prison for copyright infringment.

7000000 dollar telescope.

I knew I wasn't ready for the Jet in BF3. I should have used the tank.

Well...fuck, that is one story to tell...

Pulp fiction win.

tbh, I never was into magazines like cracked and MAD, being from a country where they were never sold. Nevertheless I was comparing acual comedic style and web sites.

I love it to this day, in web form...

Fuck MAD... Cracked all the way.

Because he's the CEO Apple deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our CEO. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A man with a turtleneck.-

Fuck Peter and Olivia... What I can't understand is Walter's machine to slow down video...