It does.

Ladies can be pleased with 120 inches...

My penis.

It's fairly incredible, yes. I could hear him too.

That's what you get for registering in a porn site.

...

True story.

Steve Jobs - LOL OMG Just released iPhone! (You, Bill Gates, and 1502 other people like this)

FUKC SPEALLING!

1)Pull out teaser.

Is there oil in there?

Well, yall people make me go crazy with all your funky U's and O's in the middle of them words.

You are both, a gentleman and a scholar. XD

I would love for someone to ask me what do I think about black people.

I came here for a man giving Optimus Prime a golden shower.

There's a joke in a post directly on top of yours, let's see if you can find the satirical content...

Aw man! My multi-million dollar toy is sinking! And, wait wh- what is this!?

I don't know what is it, but there's soemthing about asian girls, no matter how pretty, that go for the blondie look, that I find utterly disturbing.

We don't blacklist people!

No, there was this stupid limit date...