Nope, no threat of bodily harm, the truck guys can easily retreat, no way a self defense plea would stand up in court. Even in a stand your ground state drawing down on unarmed people and using your weapon to win an argument makes you the bad guy.

Calm down there, Satan.

But if I don’t take the lump sum I cant do stupid things with the money.

I’m completely distracted trying to figure out where they filmed this. I see the dome in the background, and then the Westin ... CNN Center? The Omni? This is going to bug me.

I do not doubt that Jordan is the world’s biggest Celine Dion fan.

And it is the most likely story to be completely made up. As much as we wish people acted like they did in movies, they don’t. Think about it for a second - any man concerned with his kids being manly men wouldn’t be taking them to dainty little coffee shops in the first place where they charge and arm and a leg for…

I don’t know if I’m Pinkham’s Lawing myself or not. I find Holly’s story amusing, but if I were the owner of that coffee shop, I’d shit a gold brick to find someone who doesn’t actually work there working there and getting burned and whatnot. Huge liability issues at play. Then again, if that kind of stuff was allowed…

Do you know what a Ponzi scheme is? Did the family solicit the funds? Or did the charity simply assume they needed money and collect and distribute it for them? If they didn’t solicit the money, it’s theirs. The rubes who paid them are rubes. Rubes don’t get their money back. And they also never learn.

So what happens if I post a screenshot of a text or an email (which I’ve done with no issue)? I feel like the posts would need to be reported several times first.
To me, it’s just further proof Lemon and those he works with are bullies.

“You don’t have the rank to be telling Tom where the cookie dough is.”

This story gave me an odd tinge of respect for Tom Cruise for asking where the flour and shit was, not expecting a store-bought roll of dough. Like, that’s the most relatable thing I’ve read about him since Nicole hit the skids.

Reminds me a little of Kevin Smith’s stories about Prince — Prince does not understand why he cannot have a giraffe at his house at 2am, and the job of his assistants is to explain it to him without making him angry.

The cookie story is mostly WTF on everyone’s part. I’ve worked for clueless dependent Hollywood A listers, and I think even they’re capable of seeing something in front of their faces. The Hide and Seek story is just bizarre. Michael Jackson bizarre.

Except he wasn’t all like “Oh ok cool.” He was a weird asshole about it, even though it was “right there.”

That is exactly it. Because to tell him “It’s right there.” is saying that his communication was ineffective which is one of the biggest infractions there is with high ranking scientolgists. They may as well have pissed on a portrait of L. Ron Hubbard right in front of him.

In fact, if you look closely the girl on the right’s face is slightly lighter than the rest of her body. Which maybe this kind of proves how incredibly stupid it is to be looking this hard for a way to be offended?

In the first picture, it looks like the two girls on the left are not white. The one on the right just looks like she’s been to a tanning salon frequently.

Blackface, now, apparently. This is a joke and irresponsible journalism (Jezebel’s wheelhouse). No evidence of blackface in any picture. If someone did, and evidence comes out later, egg on my face. But there is nothing as of now to suggest it was used at this party.

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