Mwishlist
Mwishlist
Mwishlist

Neutral: The traditional dealer system, as we know it, wouldn’t exist today if it wasn’t for laws that basically require it to work this way. Imagine using the “build your own” feature on a manufacturer’s web site, and on the summary page there’s an Amazon-like “buy now” button. After arranging financing (which you

This is probably the only MK1 TT I have ever seen that’s made me want one. The rest all look like smashed VW Bug’s. I think it’s because the black makes the wheel arches hard to see.

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

I might need to devote an entire piece to that....

Definitely M4 GTS. The orange roll cage is a dead giveaway.

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die.

Also, because you are not a dick.

You know how often I’m tempted to do this in my M5? Often. But I don’t, because it’s stupid and I love my kid more than anything in the world.

In fairness to the driver, you really don’t expect pedestrians to be in front of the catch fence on the inside of a blind curve.

“Why doesn’t Volkswagen just keep ‘testing mode’ on all the time?” Apparently doing so would cause the cars to fall apart.

This is the first time in this entire experience that I’ve found myself actually pissed off. What a bunch of fuckers.

Wait. VW designs, builds and sells eleventy thousand cars every year all over the world, and one guy is going to the slammer for this thing? Right. Can you say ...

I like that the “doer” will go to jail, not the mastermind behind this whole shit storm.

The Dodge Journey: for people who really want a minivan, but, for some reason, don’t like sliding doors.

That truck doesn’t exactly scream “Hard to pinpoint”.

For the money, could you get better?

So basically Oppositelock with some actual organizing structure journalism. That might work.