E46 M3

A Mazda6 wagon, to remind civilization a mid-size family car and/or station wagon doesn’t suck anymore.

No, you’re beautiful.

I own a BMW, use my turn signals, and only take up one space in a parking lot. Am I rare?

I think that’s a really thoughtful thing of you to do! Plus, it rewards people who love their cars and don’t take up two spots by making sure someone who respects their car is nearby. I’ll try to emulate this the next chance I get, especially for something vintage and clearly loved.

It’s great when you’re able to dish out justice against those people. Came across an F150 while driving my BMW, so I guess it was the opposite of the situation in the article. He was none too pleased when he came out to his truck. My car was fully in the lines too!

Maybe this is just me, but if I see a really nice car out by itself in a parking lot but the lot’s starting to fill up and it’s just a matter of time before people will be parking next to it, I will go park next to it and give it a good margin of space to create something I like to call a car-bro buffer. Do other car…

Holy fucking shit, why is it always a BMW?

Stupid by all people involved really. The truck didn’t need to really prove a point if the lot was empty but at the same time if the lot is empty do you really need to take up two spaces? If I’m worried about where I’m leaving my car I’ll find an end spot and put it closer to the curb increasing distance between my…

This is the single greatest image on the Internet today, June 25 2015.

So instead of buying someone else's project you are buying someone's plan for a project. That said $3500 isn't too bad for a 2 door, manual E30 that is not roached out a or been track dayed to death.

From the director’s cut with 17 seconds of deleted scenes:

You are not wrong. That’s why there are $8,000 E9s out there as well as $60K E9s out there. My wife bought an $8K one known to be clean, and STILL went to the trouble of acid dipping the body and then dipping the car in electrostatic primer, just to be sure all the nooks and crannies were filled... When these are…

Dear Jalopnik, please refrain from mentioning E9s so I may one day buy one cheaply before the inevitable price rise (despite the large production number). Also, if you could start publicly defiling E30 M3s that would also be great. Thanks.

Has anyone made the “the real news here is Doug has 20 friends!” comment?

Best all-arounder: US-spec e36 M3. Before everyone gets all fired up, hear me out...this car was pre-BMW pork. ~3200lbs makes for a light enough car to be fun, but heavy enough to feel solid. 240hp doesn’t sound insane by today’s standards, but the car was plenty quick. 0-60 in mid 5 second range is still enough to…

Well that looks like a murder machine.

I’ve never driven a car with no suspension and a penchant for snap oversteer, but this bad boy right here corners like it’s on rails!