People want to get through Ohio as fast as possible.

That beautiful combination of "red sports-like coupe" and "no idea what driving is whatsoever" with a dash of "inattentive airhead driver stereotype".

Thanks...I didn't know what 20% meant without this additional info.

Raise your hand if you feel the real story here is that you can buy a Kia with a manual transmission.

Maldanado approved!!!

Born a virgin. Died a virgin.

I made this window sticker for my family hauler last week.

Meh I was really hoping it was going to be a high speed reinsertion of a half eaten burrito or something. A gum wrapper? Tame. But that aussie lane splitting gives me a #freedomboner. WHAT DO WE WANT? LANE SPLITTING! WHEN DO WE WANT IT!? AFTER A VOTE AND APPROPRIATE STUDY AND EDUCATION CAMPAIGNS!

That's my biggest issue with Shinola, they're pretty nice, but I can't justify $1000 for a quartz movement watch just because it was put together in Detroit.

I wish they were automatic though.

I wouldn't call him a fucktard.....that's far too genteel.

Thanks for smashing up a car almost any enthusiast would love to have TWICE you rich prick. Next time just sell it and get an AMG you cock.

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"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

3.) The Fake MPG Trick

I guess he was going e-Speciale fast

Why oh why hasn't the earth swallowed this Corvette instead?

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

This also means that there will probably be an M4 Gran Coupe, which could make the M3 Sedan totally redundant.