Don't care, still want.

IIRC, BMW introduced Angel Eyes on the refresh of the E39. And they were gorgeous. There was nothing else like them. Yeah, they could have just left the parking lights as-is, but they transformed them into something that was quickly adopted by a lot of manufacturers, and, unfortunately, by cheap-ass tuners too.

EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Because come on.

I'll nominate lawn tractor racing. It's the only thing a redneck can cut his lawn with, race, and then drive to the bar because his license is suspended from a DUI

I considered these two cars for nearly 3 months this winter, and ended up with... A 128i (6MT).

Says it all:

1989 Thunderbird Super Coupe. It had an awesome name, handled better than Mustangs of that time, looked great and had a Super Charged 3.8 L that put down V8 performance figures. Who doesn't love supercharger whine?

Any 70's or 80's American land yacht.

Because in every cushy '75 Ford LTD Landau is a wicked driver's car.

Yessir - We blew the shit outta that overpriced motherfucker just the way we blow the shit outta all high prices - down here at New Deal Used Cars!

Easy.

I know right? Those cars will run badly longer than most cars will run at all.

this sounds just like the type of guy Jalopnik should interview.

Living in the South, I tend to avoid individuals flying the rebel flag from their vehicle.

Truck nuts. Just the sheer stupidity to think this is cool. I hate it when people say that big cars or fast cars are guys compensating, because sometimes you just want to go fast or be comfortably or whatever. You don't deserve shit for that. But tell me that truck nuts guys aren't compensating for something:

Any car with ridiculous negative camber, even if it is an E30

Here's a pic of my formerly leased (and dearly missed) 2008 Jalopnik Edition 328i with ZSP and ZMT as the only options, on the track. The salesman couldn't understand why I didn't want a sunroof and Logic7 and iDrive etc, etc, etc...

I would have preferred a simple 1 liner:

Any day a VW is smashed, a hippie dies a painful death and one more wrong in the world is righted.

If you show up in a Pontiac Aztek the probability of having sex in or out of the car is a number rapidly approaching zero.