Yeah, I had to stop reading at that point. Once I realized he was going into details about tire gauges I was done. Kudos for owning up to it, but a three sentence apology would have been better in my book; "I'm truly sorry. I shouldn't have been showing off on the street and I am extremely lucky that no one was hurt.…

Afroduck is reading this in Canada right now and thinking, "Fuck!"

E30 M3 and now this? You are killing me man, absolutely KILLING ME. Seriously, I hope it drives half as good as it looks!

I'm one of those poor bastards that promised to drive Fords starting with my first car, 1966 Mustang coupe I owned for almost 18 years. Now I drive old bimmers and I could never see putting down 59k for a Mustang, but if I could; this would be the one - especially with the (finally) independent rear suspension.

No, that's not what really happened. What really happened was, we started the day in Atlanta's hipster section, an area of town called Little Five Points, which is home to a large amount of foot traffic from a) homeless people, and b) bearded twentysomethings who look like homeless people, even though their parents…

Same here, I used to do those stomper pulls every weekend. God I had totally forgotten about that.

Surely someone had mentioned this, but I can't see it on my phone. The Mitsubishi Galant. My friend's wife owns one and it's god awful in just about every category. After she bought it she kept hitting things with it and she's generally a pretty good driver. I figured it was the car trying to commit suicide, but I…

I think it's nuts to pay that much for a car, but I'm damn glad he's actually going to drive it. I hate seeing all these classics or bonkers super cars snatched up by people who just park them.

Honestly, I am torn on the replicas. My childhood dream car has always been a 427 cobra, the street version; flat hood, no side pipes, no stripes, no roll bar etc. I don't think I could ever drive a replica and feel right about it; but knowing there is no way in hell I could ever drive, much less own a real one…

Wow, seriously clean 3.0s.

Clearly he thought he was being tested for joining the Men in Black.

Honestly, parking it in ten feet of water is probably the best way to ensure it doesn't catch fire.

Damn, you beat me to it!

Um yeah, this is Russia right? They see worse stuff than that parallel parking.

That's not what you expect in a $114,000 car. And that's not all. Motor Trend says a hood vent flew off on the freeway, seat bolts were loose, paint was being burned by the exhaust, and the car arrived with different tires on the front than on the back.

God, he makes it so easy to hate him. Right? I mean come on. . .

Oh my god. So much to read. . .so little time. . .so much failure!

That's what I was thinking, but I'm guessing there was no time to get two elderly, possibly handicapped people out of a car.

+1. Tuning a carb correctly is like a black art, I hated it in my 289 although once you got it right your were golden. I can't imagine the torture that a dual carb set up would be.