Nah, I busted my ass, got the promotion, and swore I’d never go back to ghetto hardware and internet again, and I never have.

Don’t lie. You turned your graphics down because your computer was shit like mine.

God bless you Carbot.

You say this battle royale is partially a race, but to me, this looks 100% like a race, that has very little to do with battle royale. If it included whole game, and kept escalating the danger with each clear of the eight worlds, and provided a “death wall” to cut off the cautiously slow players in the rear, then I’d…

(Sees a Kotaku article)

Lotta shit come from space these days

Woof, Penny Arcade was rough. And accurate.  It must be so tough being a moderator and wanting to do the right thing (step on Disrespect’s channel like a bug with that permaban) vs. your boss’s desire to keep that cash flow going.

And actually that’s a good point. Talking about consent of THINGS lessens the meaning of consent and cheapens the real issues with it for ACTUAL LIVING CREATURES. This is literally what-about-ism.

By this standard, every console game released before this generation looks like dog shit. Somehow, by the grace of God, we managed to play those games and enjoy them regardless.

Not to date myself, but when I was a kid, sacrifices were always made to bring higher-powered arcade games to the NES and SNES, and I don’t recall anyone complaining in internet comment sections.

Cool

Speaking of which, that guy always creeped me the hell out. As a kid I, I always presumed things were intentional in a game, so I thought it was quite enigmatic, surreal, and even mildly horrifying a character would just stand there and say, “I AM ERROR.” Why would this character say that? What am I supposed to learn?…

I guess you can say they staged a Riot protest.

They’ve recently added supercruise autopilot, so you’ll have to find a new excuse to extend your coffee breaks. ;) 

That’s why I prefer Elite: Dangerous. Space is (usually) worry free (apart from the occasional pirate interdiction. And murdering aliens).

ATS’ expansion is $11.99, not $10. And you’d better believe the userbase for the game is massive. I purchased two copies of the DLC, one for myself and one for a friend.
As far as your “detailed nature admiration” quote... Yeah. Unless you’re stopping to look at things, you don’t really have a lot of time to admire…

Bad, man...it feels bad....

How does it feel to take the one shred of happiness away from overworked and overtired truckers who are probably all whacked out on black betties? For shame. 

Official demakes, I'm all over that