MurphysMeow
MurphysMeow
MurphysMeow

There is no reason to play the national anthem at a sporting event. If they played it before a movie, you would be creeped the hell out. If every time you came in to work, everybody stopped what they were doing at 9:05 to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you would think that was weird. This is also weird as balls, and

As myself and numerous other vets have pointed out, our oath is “to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” It has nothing to do with flag, or the National Anthem, or public fucking sporting events. People who want to make this “about the troops” are

“I’ll allow it for the time being.”

I’ve never understood the “love it or leave it” types. I do love it. I could move to France tomorrow—my wife is French, I fucking adore the country, and I’ve done everything I need to do to acquire citizenship except the “actually ask for citizenship” part—but I don’t want to leave the US and neither does she (she got

I served my country not my flag. Thank god I’m out now as I’d rather literally kill myself than serve under Dictator Trump and his Republican Lackeys. It was bad enough with Bush Jr. and his bullshit wars and Cheney’s destruction of decency and honor.

Well at least some good comes out of it...

“I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”

Fuuuuuck yes. And that hand on the shoulder is something, too. Not as good as a kneel, but it’s a start. I hope this spreads, and spreads, and spreads.

Something tells me you aren’t ;)

She looks SO MUCH like Puerto Rican-face Dee, it was the first thing I thought of!

This is a weird place for a rant about STIs. For all you know, she didn’t use a condom because the pregnancy was planned. Hell, it’s possible it was unplanned and she did use a condom.

For real though... why don’t young people use condoms anymore?

Yuck. Perfect illustration of the principle that when people tell you who they are, you should listen. She should have run fast in the opposite direction the first time he was “presumptuous.”

She sorta looks like Dee from It’s Always Sunny in blackface.

If we survive the next few months/years and can even start looking back on 2016/2017 culturally, you just know Idris Elba will eventually be cast as this Parks Service official.

She’s been on Botched (because she wanted the same thing for her butt.) Those are not actual implants, they’re tissue expanders. She fills them with water to get to the size she wants. Still it should never have been done, but it’s not actual implants in there (which will probably eventually cause her more problems

It withstanding the obvious body dysmorphia and general idiocy that makes her think she can just decide to change races, those boobs look so damn painful. How? Why?!