MurphysMeow
MurphysMeow
MurphysMeow

Note: sometimes you don’t know you are allergic until you get the pet. Evidence: me.

However, the starving animal found wandering rather than being given pack to the shelter per contract screams PET JERKS! To me. :D

Designers won’t dress Graham because they don’t want it perceived that they sell anything larger than a size 12. It’s basically awful.

I think it sounds like a joke

Was she ever kidnapped by human traffickers in Milan and released because she was also a mother?

Yeah, the pets things have stuck with me so now I don’t like them like I used to.

a) their kid hadn’t even been born when they got rid of the cat, and b) the kid was already born when they got the chihuahua they abandoned. If the kid were really allergic, they wouldn’t have gotten it in the first place. Are you really that gullible?

“Anna Farris can do better”

Oh, that’s so awful. It teaches a kid terrible things too. “We found this family member inconvenient so we got rid of him/her. You better not be inconvenient.”

I wonder if she grew tired of his Trumpism

He IS basic as hell. 6 pack don’t help with that!!!

Fine, whatever. I have no idea how old she is. It was a married actress with one child, currently in a tv-series produced by the same people who produced Two and a Half Men and other things I don’t remember that all pointed to Anna Faris

Anna Farris seems like legitimately one of the stupidest people on the planet though.

He’s a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, doucheshowerhead...

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

My general rule is that if a couple is always posting public statements about how much they love each other and how happy they are that they are just hiding some dark shit from us and probably from themselves as well.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

Right here is the text from the managers agreement specifically for this tournament. It is the last rule before the managers signature:

“I agree that all players and coaches using social media during the tournament will limit the use and only use it to express positive messages about the team. Additionally, we

Maybe they’re now less likely to become asshole adults such as yourself that think being a complete douchebag is “horsing around.” Go fuck yourself. Don’t get upset, it’s only horsing around.

Berry is not a great actress, but Monster’s Ball was a solid performance. It was neither the first or the last time the Best Actress statue was awarded to a middling but beautiful actress whose work was graded on a curve. Like if Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and GOOP have Oscars, we don’t get to call out Halle like