MurphysMeow
MurphysMeow
MurphysMeow

wow i’m suddenly so into bravo

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

It was disappointing to see Katie Nolan used only for a ridiculous Lady Gaga recap. God forbid they replace one of those mumbling, filled-with-warm-farts, retired football players who have literally never said anything of substance.

To avoid this.

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I too was devastated to find out the Queen of England did not jump out of a helicopter for the Olympic Opening Ceremony. The world is naught but lies.

Yea, I have tons of respect for those Yemeni bodega owners; you know they work on really narrow profit margins, and closing down for 8 hours was a big sacrifice for a lot of them.

Do we need to go through this again? Get out there on the barricades, comrade.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

Women are fucking programmed to prioritize being thin over everything else. I got a kidney infection and ended up in the hospital. The antibiotic they gave me made food taste disgusting - bitter and like there was a ton of salt on it - and left a horrible taste in my mouth. I couldn’t eat for like a week; I drank a

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Nah, I’m sure he feels that honor belongs to his “I hate cats” essay on Jezebel during that 24-hour period when Kinja was being switched over and comments were shut off. Because feminists are all crazy antisocial cat ladies! Followed by his Gawker “This is a post” post, where he banned any commenter who replied.

God, I’d completely forgotten about that. I assume that portion of my brain scarred over from rage.

she always looks so fucking dirty. no thanks.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has