I thought those were just large displays turned portrait playing a video...why doesn't my Best Buy have anything cool like that :-(

ICP: Insane Clown Posse, formerly known as the Inner City Posse. Current members are Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. Former members include Kick Jazz and Greez E. Songs such as Boogie Woogie Wu speak of sneaking into children's rooms at night to snatch them up. -Wikipedia.

They should make an Apple-shaped HQ where the leaf is Steve Jobs'/executive offices.

Gather 'round for story time.

Yes. I recall Wikipedia's article on the 212 area code, which is the fastest area code one could dial on a rotary dial, since area codes cannot start with 1 or 0. On another point, one of the Los Angeles area codes is (213)

Won't companies now block 212-556-1234?

Wouldn't it technically be 1 (234) 567-8910?

I thought Monster Cable makes them. All I see around school are white people with their pants low, blasting Lil' Wayne from their Beats.

"Emergency Texts From Last Night"

Also, how is Apple untouched? I don't want them to be attacked, but I assume their security is much greater since they have millions of CC-linked accounts, but then again, that wasn't the case with Sony.

I love the AllThingsD quote Phil Schiller used: "The Mac is kicking ass".

They really listened to people and paid attention to competitors. I've always loved the iDevices, but complained that it was behind on a lot. Now, they caught up! Yay.

I don't get what the rotating bed does. Or what the rotating leather chair/leaf blower does. Or the gloves inflating over the chair. Please corrupt my mind Internet and explain it to me!

-The MagSafe charger is good, but I feel it scratches the metal a bit too much.

It is a random old image. The ATD article says it was an old favorite. Plus, this Giz post is incorrect; it says San Jose, but the ATD article says San Francisco

Yeah. On the AllThingsD article, it said the picture is an old favorite. In addition to your discerning eye, the article says San Jose, yet AllThingsD says San Francisco.

I know what I'm getting Steve for his birthday! LOL JK. I love Steve and hope he has a quick and painless recovery.

RIP Monk

As much as I hate the thought of this, Steve is still a human, meaning he needs to retire some day (or worse). I bet Apple has like a continuation of CEO, like the government has.