Confused, what do you mean that Lester had been a 4 win pitcher and then in 2014 was a 6 win pitcher?

Another excellent idea.

I tweeted at you from @CKFairbanks, but my suggestion is better explain in more than 140 characters.

Awesome! Unless you wear large tall, in which case you'll just keep wearing plain tees until death.

You misspelled sexiest. That being said, if this car was any more 80s it would run on cocaine.

If you had a drink 2 weeks ago, you aren't still impaired. Marijuana is the same way, just because it stays in your system way longer doesn't mean you are impaired for more than a few hours. The trace amounts of marijuana will likely be dragged out as a big deal though, because there's some insurance company somewhere…

This thing smells like cheese.

Finally after all these years that poor innocent pelican is off the hook.

Actually, claiming not to know who these guys are is a very common poseur/hipster move.

Great question, I'm glad you asked. The Boston "Massacre" was hardly a massacre at all. In fact, it did not receive that name until 1773 when pro-rebellion 'Sons of Liberty' writers needed to add additional fuel to the anti-British fire. Even the origins of the fight itself are not as sensational as the name would…

No worries, I hate when people don't explain the good jokes. Basically, Doug is referencing the Boston massacre of 1770. It was the culmination of colonial tensions in the British-held colonies. These tensions had been escalating since the British soldiers (dubbed "Redcoats" or "Lobsterbacks") had first appeared in…

Fifth Gear. A show that decided what Top Gear lacked was all the boring stuff that made the previous iteration irrelevant, so made their own version. Of course the evergreen and ever wonderful Tiff Needell was a highlight, but for the most part it just carried on where Top Gear left off before having it's much-needed,…

I'm so fucking sick of the constant TG comparisons/whining I could fucking scream.

I spy a 1988-1991 Mercury Grand Marquis in the background. I wonder if it was for sale...

Yup... that's a Rickyism

Ice Speedway racing.

More reasons to move to Lake Tahoe

Someone has asked Jason Keidel to address the rumor that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN —

Why would somebody think that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN? I've actually never heard somebody say that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN before. Has JASON KEIDEL ever been ACCUSED OF MOLESTING CHILDREN? I guess you are right, though. The only way we can be sure the whole JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN narrative is…

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.