Why were you wearing shorts in a snow storm?

Usually with a Datsun the chopping is done naturally by rust. So big fender flares are an easy fix. At least they're still on the road being awesome.

This song is like comfort food.

I see why he was a shitty financial type guy.

I see why he was a shitty financial type guy.

It's just a fucking datsun when said and done. It needs rear window vent shades.

Stop saying lambo.

The Lamborghini's are there because need for speed hot pursuit is a a sponsor for the video. In that game the Lamborghini's are the cop cars. Because sponsors. Check the hate.

You must be fun at parties.

Great, now you can put one of those stupid fucking 13.1 & 26.2 stickers all over you car.

Dummy. The stanced look is all about positive camber, not negative. You're doing it wrong. Dummy.

I'm pretty sure that if you can't see over the steering wheel on a peel, then you should be required to wear an atv flag, so the normals don't step on you.

A snowboarder can stop way faster than a car on snow.

Become cops

What have you ever done sucko.

Snow was from Canada eh.

Step three is profit

Usually twice that

Getting keyed is a cocaine reference. Key bumps. Still illegal. An older boy told me about cocaine.

Eat the raw batter, wait five hours, insert bottle into anus, nature.