Was that margarita shaken, or stirred?

Edit: Margaritas are not martinis. I should go to bed.

That’s how I paid rent in college. $35 a pop, twice a week. And it was usually a pretty decent group of people there, on account of you needed to arrive by 5:30am to minimize the wait time.

You can earn up to $300 a month donating plasma. That’s some serious coin.

Yeah, we’d really rather not have sandpaper mashed up against our most sensitive parts. Especially if you’re going to put a dick in there after.

All oral sex? Or just going down on a woman? Cause if you expect to get it and are disgusted by giving it, you’re an asshole.

Just covered Savings as a habit yesterday.

Yep. As long as it’s mutual then feel however you want. Had a ex-gf who was the same way. Wouldn’t give oral but didn’t mind getting it because she thought she was good enough in bed to make up for it. Except she was really boring in bed too. Relationship didn’t last long.

Good advise for Lickless, also, once you get good at it...

So long as the feeling is universal then you’re fine. You verge into jackassery if you expect it but don’t give it

It takes practice, it takes patience, but more importantly it takes communication. You have to figure out what she likes, and what she doesn’t. Also, I recommend clean shaving your face, as in my experience many women don’t like the rough feel of a beard or 5 o’clock shadow.

“Take a peach and practice!”

LiL: Watch quality lesbian porn. The kind with female directors and responsible practices, not the exploitative kind. Also, pay attention. You will learn whats good and what isn’t if you take two seconds to focus on the other person for real and don’t just put your head down like you’re doing the fucking LSATs. Bonus:…

So funny how true that is. Start slow, keep things slippery (not too crazy thogh), and ask her what she wants.

I’m an older chick

Actually, this is spot on advice.

I say, spot on old chap.

Came here to post this. Not disappointed.

Lickless, best advice I can give you is to start off by gently licking and kissing the areas around her actual genitals, then seek out the clitoris and gently lick it and the surrounding area. If I can be agonizingly blunt, pussy is an acquired taste, and you’re not going to learn to enjoy it by just trying to dive…

To get better at oral sex, practice on a banana.