In case anyone's wondering, the overly-specific German word for this phenomenon is mooboomscheisse

Somewhere between zero and any, I think.

If I thought he would listen it would be a great idea. There should be a celebrity big brothers and sisters program.

Oh, there's no story. I just misinterpret things like this a lot, haha.

Do you take a cruise ship to work?

Looks like Gagas meat dress, but sometime during exchange, they needed a snack

My boyfriend is from a small town in rural Wisconsin, and earlier this week one of their police officers was arrested for robbing the local bank for the third time. Yeah, it took them three times to catch him, and he committed the crime in the very town he was "serving". *facepalm*

Not sure if it's the hangover talking, but I would be fine with The Mummy and some Thai food right about now, but the Thai place doesn't open until 5, so I might just lay here in my drunken filth and eyeliner until the cold bony hand of death comes for me. RIPdarcy.

If you have not discovered Ask A Queer Chick, I highly recommend her. She's the only advice columnist I read anymore. And, she's incredibly bi-friendly (because she's bi herself!), so the majority of people who write her are people who've recently discovered they are not the previously assumed Kinsey 0 or 6 that they…

EEEEEEEEE EVERYBODY LOOK AT WHAT MARK WROTE ON MY COMMENT!

I wish I could promote this comment harder.

Oh, okay, it's a map of rat locations. I had this image of a helpful little rat that would carry a flag in its mouth and scamper over a map to the location you wanted.

I'd suggest dressing up and going somewhere public, an all night fast food place, supermarket, drugstore, whatever, and calling the police from there. You realize he could have killed you, right? Even if he didn't mean to, he easily could have killed you there. You have proof of the abuse on your body, the police will…

You sound like a very understanding and empathetic girlfriend.

I'm not sure that my advice is going to help you that much, but here goes.

I am in my 40's and find them online. The guys are in their 20's though.

Cookie dough flavoured cookies. Cookies that taste like they haven't been baked but actually they have been baked?
We've come full circle, folks. The end is surely nigh.

So, just to be clear: