Ah yes, a ring in the shape of you-know-what when it splats on a tummy.

Who wore it better?

RE: First paragraph: I am always cautious when a person describes their ex as "psycho." It's a red flag to me.

And once again, Santa is allegedly white.
I don't believe it.

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They need to change the flag, too, while they're at it.

We have a free Christmas season drive-home service here in Québec called Opération Nez Rouge (Operation Red Nose in other parts of Canada) but it's geared towards inebriated car-owners: once their phone calls are received, volunteers make sure they get home in one piece and, even more importantly, don't get behind the…

Like my lovely homeland, Canada. :)

It just sucks that fuck pics are something that can "ruin a reputation" Everybody bangs, and with the technology we have today its obviously going to be used in said banging. Dick pics, sex tapes, crotch shots, sexting, webcam diddling. That all stuff alot of people do and people seem to be having fun with it because…

I bet you didn't know that scrambled eggs could ever be described as sexy. They can. Let Gordon teach you how to make sexy scrambled eggs. (They actually do taste incredible.)

Jeez! That unfortunate typo is all types of wrong.

I put this up last week in the name of holiday spirit(s). What can I say? I like a Christmas tree I can drink.

People are fucked up. They are constantly questioning if my daughters are actually sisters just because one has lighter brown hair than the other. WTF, people? Do you understand how genetics work?

My mum and I are the opposite, she's a very light Sephardi woman and my dad is Native...I managed to get alllll the dark/swarthy in the family. When I was a kid she got constant " Does your daughter speak English yet?" and" I thought they weren't allowing Guatemalan/Romanian/God knows where else adoptions any more" …