I was in the parking lot of a supermarket 3 weeks ago when a car drove up, a man rolled down his window and thrust a dog at me, saying, "Free Chihuahua! He's healthy, spayed, and you can take him now." I was totally horrified that a person would do this; the little pup was so sweet, affectionate and lively. I thought…

I'm pretty sure Bieber is promoting douche, not perfume.

I almost died at work Monday night. I volunteered to work off-shift during a planned outage. I was working with my partner pulling blinds and closing doors on our SAC Primary Carbonator. The main hatch pivots on a full length hinge. It is 6' in diameter and weighs 2600+ pounds. We started to push on it and after it…

Today is my 58th Birthday! I feel great! Can I get a Woot-Woot? Cool. Survived a lot of shit and got grey hair, but life is good. Rock On, Jezebels!

He painted a really nice fresco, though he really didn't understand why people care about painting bottles of soda.

I'll pass on this for the same reason I don't eat at strip club buffets.

In my high school, we had this thing that seniors did at the last school dance. I can't describe it. Anyway, it was usually something simple like "all the seniors wear sunglasses ." Well, the girls in my class came up with three genius ideas: afro-style wigs, geisha make up, or native american headdresses.

It was a…

I love you! "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose." "Well there goes your social life."

Good job! I love a happy pregnancy & birthing story. There aren't enough of them out there. And I, too, have been more forward with my OB than I would with any other doctor. I, too, figure that anyone who has put his whole hand in my vagina can just go ahead and listen to whatever it is that is on my mind.

Also, when the adorable tapper started shaking his shoulders and his lil suspenders slipped down...

I love this gif.

This is delightful.

Right? A person's ability to use their voice as the rhythm section is just amazing.

The 'percussion'/'beat' people in a cappella is always the most amazing to me. A lot of people grow up singing and taking classes, etc., but I feel like their roles are usually self taught (maybe I'm wrong!) and such MAGIC. Looking at their lips move and figuring out how they sound exactly like a set of drums is…

Pregnancy, man. Pregnancy. I hear you.

Only because she's burned me romantically.