What the hell is this? Why would I want to watch some schmaltzy crap like this? I guess I'll just click play and watch the first couple seconds but I don't OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO TINY I WANT A BABY RIGHT NOW

Went out last night, met a guy after I started flirting with his friend but we ended up talking and had a lot in common so he came over and did the sex. This morning he bought me breakfast, I gave him a ride home, and we did it again. Fun. I've never taken a random guy home before but it felt so natural and I don't…

My heart shriveled at "Not necessarily in that order, LOL." And I've worked as a journalist, so you could say we've already established what I am, and now we're arguing over my price.

Just the cape is "Smoking in the girls room". It borrows the pattern from the hallways/bathroom of the High School! I love it!

I never regretted mine, not for one tiny instant. And I have never once thought about how old my possibility would be, not ever, not even once before right this moment when I shuddered at the thought. You're definitely not alone.

I volunteered at a planned parenthood, and I can tell you anecdotally that the emotion i saw most frequently was this immense sense of relief

The first one. So much bullshit and it's not just the CPC's. I have seen this one in lots of articles in magazines over the years. I never regretted mine. The other one that I have seen repeatedly in news articles: you always know how old your child would have been, and imagine what they would have been like. …

Little does she know that her husband won't be able to watch the game; he's traded his eyes for a very fancy jewelry box.

Yeah, #2 is incredibly difficult on your phone. Once in what I can only assume was a hideous joke that fate played on me, I accidentally "liked" MY EX'S NEW RELATIONSHIP STATUS on FB just by trying to scroll down the screen while at a stoplight. Of all the places my thumb could have landed, it landed on the fucking…

Is it really wrong that my first thought was that getting a friend to make a call like that would be an awesome prank on an ex you really hated?

I think this is a great idea. Because these people need to know, and if you subtract the fear of retribution and angry reactions, the vector is more likely to be thoroughly honest about his contacts.

As someone who wears one tutu and inhabits the same pair of tattered black underpants for weeks, uninterrupted by laundry: I CARE.

Because it's science!

I will fight you for this, Penabler.

Yay, the hair! I can't wait! As a preteen, I was OBSESSED with Murphy Brown (it extended to a general obsession with Candice Bergen, too). So, I used to try to style my hair like Murphy Brown's... even though I'm black and wasn't allowed to relax my hair. I cut my own bangs! It did not go well!