This Turkish red lentil soup is so good that my fiance, who doesn't consider any meal to be complete without meat (even if chickpeas are staring him in the FACE with their protein awesomeness), utters nary a word about wanting steak or chicken. http://www.ecurry.com/blog/soups-and…

And may it sustain you for the rest of your life!

I've replaced my most hated word ever (moist) with haters.

Aww. Cats are jerks—lovable, sociopathic jerks.

I'll put it this way: I still fear her enough not to write anything bad about her on the internet.

My husband and I have a long running joke that we will apply to anything in life.... "Once I finish making this spaghetti, I will finally be happy". "Once we paint that bedroom wall, I will finally be happy". "Once I get through this week at work, I will finally be happy."

The other day I went to a fight and hockey game broke out...

Let them also please remember that the focus should be on saving the woman who's, ahem, attached to the boobies. And sometimes, saving her means getting rid of the boobies. But that would make boners sad, so we don't bring that up.

I'm sorry, all this study seem to prove (to me) is that rats like oreos and cocaine more than rice cakes and saline. THANKS, SCIENCE.

Crazy fact: Oreos are vegan.

I'm with you. I couldn't even get through the article—I just.. can't, anymore. Sometimes it's all just too fucking much.

I thought I asked for more cute animals? What is this crap?

This is awesome, but is there a way to prosecute the sons of bitches who swept this crime under the rug as well?

I was also in one if those little Vegas chapels, though I'm sure the bride wouldn't have minded if he came in sweats!

It's trendy to wear jeans with a sports coat. This is a horrible trend and the people who keep this going (and have for years, mind you) need to be stopped. It's awful.

I am so unbelievably excited for the TLC biopic. I could probably still recite every song lyric from every album. Lil Mama is going to kill it as Left Eye!

Strangely enough I don't associate Elizabeth Smart with her abduction. I do drop her into the category of 'how a wealthy white woman rises above a truly horrible experience'. I am reasonably sure that the Smart family never had to beg for information on how to get services for their daughter after her abduction or…

I feel like this article could have been written without the "Elizabeth Smart is awesome, in contrast to Jaycee Duggard" angle.

Woah, that was GREAT.