It pisses me off so much. I danced topless for 4 years (in my late thirties!) after a financial wreck of a divorce. I bought a home for my kids and it’s a fabulous memory for me really. It certainly isn’t something that comes up in casual conversation but I have a number of girlfriends who know and somehow manage to…

I smoked several pipes over them, trying to separate the cucumbers which were crucial from others which were merely incidental.

Yeah I thought I was a freak for a while with my straight long! hairs and started shaving early; it totally became automatic. Now, so many years later I let them grow in to see how grey they were and not only are they not grey they are even curly! Pretty cute but grow so fast I think I am going back to old ways, it…

Just keeping it interesting! I love that. I recently went from full shave - for the last 27 years - to trimmed bush. Holy crap it grows fast - I have to trim it more than I thought and stabbed myself last week so I might be bringing the shave back mostly out of simplicity. I can do it with my eyes closed, which is a…

Cool - just don’t drive yourself crazy. My third I got cut by the doc and it really didn’t take much to heal. I do recommned the stretching - it’s a muscle, yes? It gets stronger, not more lax. And I swear I almost had an orgasm giving birth. It was a fine! experience.

Ummmm, I thought I covered that but convince me you are not a creeper.

At the time, there was all this voodoo in the literature that self tears were the worst, unable to heal, etc. I know now that’s not true, but at the time my approach worked really well!

You know I really did train. I was so creeped out by the idea of stitches down there I looked for a couple books, found ‘em (sorry no links, this was over 25 years ago!) and told my doctor. This was Canada, in the 80’s. Cool dude got my partner’s fingers involved, showed him how to stretch out the lower parts and…

Haha - yes I get that! But forgive me this not-so-humble brag: I prepared for my first childbirth like an athlete. Doc and others new there would be no episiotomy, we took our time and well, little one hung out in my birth canal for so long she looked like a mini beetlejuice to be honest but my parts looked…

And what of the other girl?

Hence your stellar answer to your own question. I am on the same side...

You are forgetting the meaning of choice.

Speaking of ghosts, sometimes I slide my mouse around the blue circle thing by my avatar to boost my confidence. It makes me think someone either read or un-greyed me. Boo.

You answered your own question: Long term care. It blows my mind that the US habitually punishes people because they are too stupid to accept the fact that we don’t have a cure for this shit. Treat till we learn folks. Then maybe we can get smart on the whole prevention thing.

Anyone familiar with my posts knows that I have a cool daughter. We are not ‘friends’ on Facebook, I don’t even drink beer around her and she’s 28. Here’s what happens: she shares the important stuff with me, looks to me for approval sometimes, and asks me for advice occasionally. Just be a mom y’all. My fun time is…

I’m so old I just got used to using lol. Fuck.

Yes! I may have pressed too hard with the electric brush but I totally messed up my gums and ended up in the dentists chair for around $3000 worth of work. I literally shiver every time I pass them in the store isle.

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Nope. Argh

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