I am curious about your soft-eye story.

I am happy for you... and jealous for me. :)

Thanks for posting that link :) I read it when it first came out and, well, I needed a reread.

One of them's you. (Terry Border artist)

Where the hell do you live?? Don't cliiiiimb in. Don't do itttttt!

Riddle me this: If this hypotheses is true, and there are more than a few folks behind it, how come swimming (in less than body temp water) is supposed to NOT help fat burning because your body apparently is needing it to stay warm. Like bodies are wont to do. So confused.

HERE'S YOUR TOWEL.

"...perfect time to call the corners." Coroners? Am I missing the joke? Notice me pleeease! Knock me out of my grey deathbed and into a proper black coffin...

Exhibitionists unite! I could totally do this. I had sex with an ex at a club in SW state about ten years ago. By the time we were done, we probably had 30 people watching us. What a turn on!

And apparently it is NOT published by Led Zeppelin. Hear ya.

Hey I hope you got through the night ok :) I went out, which is why I am just reading these now. While waiting outside for my ride, I looked across the street. This is an easy thing to do. The problem? My ex lives right across the street. I see his office light on and immediately have a pretty awful thought, which is…

Omg. I feel so safe behind my desk here. And then this story. Her baby! Witnessing that AND BEING SHOT IN THE LEG. FFS. Horrified.

Pooey Fussay FTW!

Ahh. Got it. I 've taken that chance. It didn't work out (relationship wise) but I absolutely did not regret putting my face in the wind and going for it. And my friend got to know me even more and was kind of impressed I think. We are still friends, anyway. Good luck what ever you do!

Well that is sooo awesome! It is a big deal. I have a pretty loud personality so people are surprised to find out that this used to be a challenge for me as well. And I got a lot of attempts wrong for a while. This might sound kind of momish but it is so true for me: Once I got better at it, there became fewer and few…

Sorry Detinue, I am NOT SEEING THE PROBLEM HERE. It sounds like a great progression of feelings & knowledge. Is the other person in a relationship? Is the other person a gender that you are confused about being attracted to? What am I missing? :)

Holy crap KEWLBEAAANS I read and enjoy your posts all the time. I didn't see the first one you mention here. Good the fuck on you for blocking/deleting that person. I am glad you feel proud!! Do you still have to see this person? Ugh.

They were pretty amazing let me tell ta. First time it happened I freaked the fuck out. Then I was all, "Gym today teach? Want me to get the ropes down?"

Oh god I did this training in grade 9. Had an orgasm half way up the rope EVERY FREAKING TIME. My 13 yr old self was mortified and hanging on for dear life hoping no one could read my expression from the floor below. I still have no idea why that happened, but I continue to have sexy times on roof tops. "We're safe…

I met my last hubby at age 38. Had my last kiddie at age 42. Side note: marriage didn't last (he was 29 at the time, my bad) but the little one is the best! Good things come from crappy situations :)