Butt alas, I do not. Therefore all dog personficating done here will be done through my lense/nose.

Oh this is amazing! I love, love! the expression on the last dog's face. I am not sure if he is trying to mimic his pal in front, or protect his nostrils from what might be wafting behind.

omg this is amazing! "On-land-swimming...it's really the breast stroke." Self acceptance for the masses. This needs to go far and wide!

Yep yep yep :)

A kettle. A god damn kettle. In red. Just like this one. I have been boiling the tea water in a god damn pot for 7 god damn years. Because of inertia or?? This is the year I bequeath myself a kettle. I rise about the common pot this day. Thank you.

I totally agree with the 2nd response to the lw, but to the first, I am adding: be...careful what you wish for. I have heard a lot of disappointed and pissed off partners spewing after a threesome. Even having a developed sense of everyone's psycho-dynamics can lead you astray, because a lot of people change after…

I like me a good dick story. Thank you! Dicks Dicks Dicks. The sexy photos of nude men ready are, indeed, sexy. I am currently dating a fellow that may closely match the movie-maker's member, and, well, it's pretty easy to work with. I like em big, let me tell ya, but apparently I like em low-normal too. Dicks Dicks…

Yes indeed :)

Nice.

My obgob was the best (helped deliver my first, saw us through a miscarriage) but I swear, when I told him that I had a constant throb-on for that second pregnancy he looked worried for a second. Like I was coming on to him? But only a second. He had, after all, supervised an appointment where he and my partner both…

Hah! I jumped out of bed once! And it was my husband! Who knew how to get me off! I was pregnant with our second and was incredibly horny throughout (yes, another post). Middle of the night he starts us up, gets himself off, and then rolls over. I was off the bed, going, "NO! No! You don't get to do that!!" Seriously…

It's really interesting reading all the different takes on this. I don't have a problem continuing to orgasm with a regular partner. If it happens once, my body/brain makes the orgasm-memory-connection and they barely have to touch me to get me off. That said, it takes a few times for me to initially get there with…

Agree completely. Cynicism destroyed. Tears on a Monday...makes it a funday.

Now THAT is a good idea.

In Canada this is done regularly. I am in Ontario and recently had a condom breakage. Went for testing - they told me that the health department would be sent the blood work, for that purpose. I crossed my fingers (what else can you do at that point) and got a call back, the doc wanted to talk to me, 'In person.'…

I am still processing the WTFuckery of a no-confrontation passive aggressive ex. I cut him a lot of slack because of our different cultures. He was truly raised to 'grin and bear' it but man, you can't spend 10 years with someone and not have issues? T'ain't natural. We were so miss-matched. Towards the end, I moved…

23 yrs a baldy here ;)

Here you go -

Well said. I was by no means perfect at parenting but I figured out pretty quickly that yelling didn't work, and made my two young ones and me feel terrible. Surprisingly, whispering seemed to work. When the two of them were going at it, I would whisper instead of yell - it got their attention every time, like - stop…

It was the locusts that got me. So big, fuck. My grade 8 teacher was happy to let me spend the rest of class in the bathroom. I think my screaming was distracting to the other students.