OK a few have made this reference. I have had my own experience with a duck and am truly curious. Which song?

Oh I love that. I have, actually, stolen food (in past times of need) but many moons ago my ex's parent were visiting from UK and we wanted to impress but we were pretty broke. We had a duck in our freezer (for like a year and a half) and we had a pear tree. And we had some cooking brandy. We defrosted that fucker,…

Really appreciate your honesty LittleFlower - so here's two flowers (my avatar is two Irish daisies from my mum's hometown). Ok that was kind of sappy. I work by myself and have had a hella time networking locally outside these walls so yeah, this has just recently become an outreach and I really like it. I have…

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Too late :(

I would fuck both of them. I do not care who cleans up the mess.

For some reason my brain went to Gangnum style dancing with this.

I just felt betrayed.

I am so sorry I clicked on that...

Aww thanks for sharing that story. Very awesome.

First comment afer post is giggle worthy:

I have not seen any stories on extra security for the prez? I am paranoid. Reading those did not help...

Hi ChaoticWeevil! I hope all is well. I opened a non-burner account and now my old key for joanofsnarc isn't working. I wrote to you earlier in the month re Ireland. If you are still interested I can send you that link to my story now! Well, here it is, anyway, save some time. I hope you enjoy it.

"Sit on my face" chest tatoo... that is hilarious!

That is the best. And I am not Italian, but omg that is just the best. Dinner parties, lots of mixed couples, when they see the host pull off a piece of bread and go, "Yeah, that's how we do it here, go for it!" there is such a delicious glee in their eyes. Thank you Italians!

You took a little too much shit for your comment. What's not to love about a gorgeous human being.

The fear mongering is the worse thing, to me. Every show is about how! to! stop! death/weight gain/wrinkles in their tracks.