The key must be falling asleep before you get to the part where they tell you how all the animals are going to be dead and their habitats will be wiped out in the next 15 years. That shit sucks.

Please stay home when you have been puking or have a fever. Your getting to work is not more important than everyone else's health.

Can you read? Do you even go here?

Have you ever noticed the trend in a thread where some old dude dated a young girl and obviously nothing went wrong. Its always the young girl posting and is trying to convince everyone how mature she was. Its never the old dude trying to defend why he thought it was a good idea to pick up teens at the homecoming…

As a state that is already really struggling, with their biggest city in bankruptcy, this is going to be very interesting and heartbreaking to watch play out. Are they literally going to let all of their new, poor citizens starve to death? Because they aren't going to have the money to take care of all of the new…

I was born August 11! Leos are the best ;)

Makes sense. I recently found out I'm pregnant and really wish it had happened about a month earlier so I could get the news out of the way in one fell swoop at the family Christmas. But noooo. I'm all worried something will happen before the first trimester's over. So I'll just sit in silence and make a million phone…

Ugh, Calvinism.

EXFUKKENACTLY!

OH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:

1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist

I know, right? I was all set for a "hey, look at the intersection of gender performance and sex" and suddenly it's all "you've been lied to! monogamy is a sham!"

Well that's not where I saw this article going.

I think it'd be best for her to be single for a while.

When it comes to weight, people need to learn to keep their eyes on their own paper. Period. You cannot help a stranger with an eating disorder, and let's face it - you don't really want to. You do not care, so stop pretending you do. Even if you do, barring the unlikely event that they come to you and ask you for…

I sort of get what you're saying, but I do want to point out that the whole "I love myself regardless of my size" thing can and does also contribute to weight loss for those that are truly unhealthy. For example, I was doing the most to be and stay fit in my life when I finally accepted my body and learned to love…

just to state once again for the B"ZILLIONTH time - there is NO BAD FOOD unless it is spoiled or moldy or rotten.

Sugarpie, when I'm working out six days a week and at optimum body fat percentage, I'm 170 pounds at 5-foot-8. It's almost as if people come in different shapes and sizes, or something.

Is it weird that I kiiiinda wish I had this in my body so I could take it out?

Anyone else here a picker? My fiancee has a spot on his back that always gets a tiny blackhead and I'm the fucking devil with that thing.