MsKittyFantastico
MsKittyFantastico
MsKittyFantastico

Are either of those worse than being a prick?

For lots of people they are important and mean something to them and they couldn't give a flying crap how anyone else thought they looked. Also the idea of clashing with your SUV and children is just stupid. Are you saying as soon as I pop out a baby I have to completely change my sense of fashion and self expression?

Yeah, I got tattoos because I like tattoos. Crazy.

Yes, because all people with tattoos get the based only on how others will perceive them and not for any personal reason what so ever.

Right? I never thought I'd say this regarding an all-denim outfit, but I think she's actually pulling it off.

The other day in Soho I saw a woman in denim jeans, chambray shirt, with a denim tote, wearing chambray Toms.

I am enjoying the shit out of this exchange.

OH. MY. GOD.

Nail clipping should only happen in one place: in the privacy of your own home, preferably alone in a room with a door closed. On an airplane? The thought makes me shudder.

Spicy food [tick!], energetic walks [tick!], sex [tick!], castor oil [tick!], herbal tea [tick!] ....

Reports failed to mention that, after leaving the birth canal, Ms. Thompson's third child proceeded to stand up and repeatedly punch Newton in the balls for being dumb enough to rob a woman that badass.

Nope. Calling BS on you. Having been 9 months pregnant twice I can attest that running down a mugger and fighting him off when you're that effing uncomfortable is the victory. She deserves the headlines. AND it's likely that event triggered her contractions.

I don't think that any of Elizabeth Taylor's children were particularly stunning.

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

You're either being disingenuous or ridiculous. A study of 179 teenagers does not a study make. By that same token, smacking your wife around will probably get your dinner on the table on time as well and beating your kids will get you a "Yes, Sir" and temporary good grades through fear. But they're still long-term

Now we get to find out who the NFL cares less about, women or kids.

Yup.

Okay, honestly? I'm one of those people that dresses up to fly.