Why not have a dog park? If I understood this article properly it's not "no childrens park, all dog" but "some dog please." Kids can have their play space and doggies can have theres. People keep the dogs out of the kid play areas out of courtesy, and people keep themselves and their kids the fuck out of the dog…

So I take it that these street trolls are able to tell, just by looking, which visitors to the abortion women's health clinics are totally and for sure there for abortions, and which are there for:

And yet I can give you five screen names of of consistently rude and inappropriate commenters who are still open for business. I don't think anything I've written is ban-worthy. I demand answers!

Horrific. I don't know why I torture myself looking at things like this. Now I want an abortion and I'm not even pregnant.

Jesus christ. This article posted in Jezebel on Friday, after which I got a bunch of "I agree" messages from other women car buyers/owners. I'm a woman with money and no kids (don't need the massive car). I am exactly their target. If you think most women buy cars because of the way they vroom vroom, you either…

This is genius. Because now the aquarium can say, "Meet and greet with Benedict Cumberbatch!" And then only after all the fans have paid their way in, they'll explain, "Oh, we didn't mean actor Benedict Cumberbatch. We meant the otter one."

Mark, you are a delight. I often think that, but this post is really making me appreciate all the writers. You keep on keepin' on, and fight the Gawker power. So proud of Jezebel today.

It's terrible to hear that commenters could potentially be fired for looking at the website due to the GIFs. While I try to be active in comments (and honestly, that's one of my favorite parts of the job), it makes me anxious to think that people could get in trouble because I am writing and sourcing links instead of…

To me, it seems this is really indicative of the way in which it's so much harder to exist as a woman on the Internet — women have to deal with so much shit, and so much of the stuff done to ~make the 'net free for everyone~ doesn't take that fact into account at all. There was an op-ed in the Guardian about that this…

She really is. She's the poster girl for plastic surgery done well, IMO.

"I used to spray tan more before I got married," Kardashian, 33, told Us.

Ooh, seems we hit a very sensitive Cat Dong spot. Cat Dong doesn't like to be exposed, which is funny, because I thought aeration to be beneficial to Cat Dong symptoms. Nevertheless, I suggest washing your hands thoroughly with gasoline: don't know where Cat Dong's Cat Dong spot has been. Eew.

No I got bit again. Bunny was a mean, mean hamster. One time I was eating oatmeal and she wandered over and just got in the bowl and I tried to get her out for her safety and she peed all over my oatmeal and then laid down to take a nap.

In Australia I got paid $18 an hour to wait tables.

Got to love the courage of a man courageously expressing himself behind an anonymous avatar in the face of resistance..

Let's find out who you really are and see how strong that resolve is?

I hope at least one of these three little monsters kills himself before the trial, with the other two spending the next 25 years…

I wish I were in the room with you right now, I'd rape you right up your ass and then pull on your balls till your scrotum tore and you cried for mercy. I would make you lick my cum off my dick.

The GOP candidates are going to get more and more inconsistent on their political views running up to the 2016 election cycle. Their has been such a strong shift in the US voting population towards supporting Pro-Choice, Pro-Gay rights, and many other social issues that the GOP has fought against for years that they…

Stupid is as stupid knows. Cat Dong!

I'm not sure what my expression is but I get a lot of -

Thanks, I try to make up for the lack of cheekbones.