Awww, hugs back to ya...

Ha, nope, their compensating!! Good thing he's your ex, makes the guys with small dicks think their bigger, hee hee

My ex drove a large truck and had a very small dick! I thought it was a stereotype until I saw it for myself!

My parents are caviar-chomping, Martini-swilling upper-middle-riches, but they feed their cat Nine Lives (which is ridiculously cheap: like 25 cents/can) and the cat loves it. Not only that, but she's been in perfect health for eleven years. Obviously, it's difficult to change cat food brands, and it needs to be done…

$125, but a small price to pay for a lifetime of love.

I don't know how to do PMs, but my Jezzie email is blackbettytemperance@gmail.com. Send me your address, and expect the first round in a few weeks! :-D

Hello! As a 5th generation Poor I can tell you that foodbanks are stocking up on pet food as well as people food these days. It might take a couple of calls, but I bet you can find one in your area that might be able to donate something to Miss Sophie. My kitty is on to dry food (who is she to get wet food? LolaCat…

Ack, Sophie did that too! She as was just sitting in the yard,a bird flew by, and damn, that girl jumped up ,spun around and caught it in mid flight! I screamed bloody murder got it out of her mouth and put it in a tree. But the athletics and coordination she showed was amazing.

I love the way you told that story!

My last dog had a criminal history backstory woven over the course of seven years. It began when he was hired at the local video store and got in the habit of eating people who rented movies about cats. Not satisfied, he started eating anyone who rented any bad movies. He was dubbed The Popcorn Killer. Later he…

"You make me happy when skies are gray, you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when when skies are gray", etc. blah blah. My baby Alexander died at 21 and I started sing that to him when he just a ball of full at at 2 weeks old. He knew it so well as as soon as I started bellowing- way out out…

When I sing to my cats, they give me a very concerned look like I'm about to die. Probably because my singing sounds like what a dying cat sounds like. Anybody else have this problem?

That is so good of you. I saw another post you had of him trying to find him a good home. I do a lot of kitty rescue (for some reason all the homeless cats in the hood come to me!) CL works well, but you need to be certain the home are good. I always tell people I want an app filled out, landlords name, I will…

Oh and also...this is LITERALLY a pile of kittens at the shelter I volunteer at. These babies were still being fed every 2 hours when I took this pictures- itty bitties!

My handsome boy Desmond (also a Maine Coon) looking very sweet whilst sleeping.

This is my boy, Shiva.

Here's one of my other furry children. This is SLU. Last Sunday morning he was sleeping behind me on the windowsill and scared the bejeezums out of me when he started snoring like a freight train.

This is my big orange tabby, Monster. and his little tortie sister, Mayhem. They are the moodiest, laziest beasts in the world, and I love them.

Hey Mizz Violet, do you sometimes feel the the unpopular kid in school? I know I do when I'm grey, sigh. Just remember "It gets Better" Oh wait, wasn't that Perez Hilton....

I do not like being in the grey. How the hell can I become one of the blessed who doesn't need to be approved? I've been hangin' around since 2009 (though I did use a new handle at one point).