I have 2 giant Maine Coons. Related I believe to the Norwegians

From someone who lives in the South. Black/white is so common here, nobody evens notices anymore. Sorry Kanye, can't play that card again

Same. I hid the TP in the closet. Mum found it, holy hell..I was so ashamed, not cause I hid it, but cause I came from abuse and didn't want to grow up

Awesome. But where is the Westboro "church" when you need them??

Wow. I don't fall for the fad diets, never had to diet, but you sound like you know what your'e talking about. Keep it up!

Oh My

No you don't. I have duel Canadian and British, with a US permanent residency. Now, if I were to become a US citizen I would have to give up one or the other, cause you can't have three. So..I'll just stick with my green card

Lots of reasons. First its easier to travel on a Canadian or UK. Second, most other countries do like the the US, so if you planning on living outside the US, you will not be welcomed if you are an American

Hey, I don't have it and never will! Sure as shit do pay my US taxes though

With you there

No shit!! That's why I haven't read a fashion magazine for years. And I'm 5"4 about 130. But I get to wear jeans, T shirts and flipflops to work now. Yay!!!

One of babies of the stray Mama I rescued

Ok this actually happened to me once. I was about 7, living in the Bahamas at the Royal Sheridan Hotel. Went peeing in the late afternoon in my room, looked at down before I flushed, OMFG, a Coral snake had slithered into the toilet bowl about an inch off my ass! Deadly frickin thing! For years I was too scared to…

Agreed. You said it well. Funny how I can recall all the humiliation moments in my 50 years, (which are many), but have a hard time recalling the good times. I have a very big rock I want to crawl under..never fit it, say what I think with no filter...It sucks

Wish I could...advice please?

Ah. Suck it up! We've had him for years now. Back to your turn.

Ahhhh. I met the love of my life, Alexander the Greatest in a bar! Little 2 week old kitten who had been tossed out of a car window. Women behind car, picks him up, her cat had just had kittens so figures she'd take him home to nurse. She owned the bar, opened it and a friend of mine was there, knew I wanted a…

Aw shit. I'm sorry. Panicky is the fucking worst. Abilify didn't work for me. Are you on Xanax or something like that? This might sound crazy, but when you get all freaked out, try drinking water. yes really, water, just sit down, and guzzle it. For some reason it helps calm you down. Give it a try for me OK?

I'm an OLD, not getting it here. Was back in the day. sigh

I'm so confused by the new Kinja. Where are my old friends? Don't even recognize any user names on here. What is going on???