Used to love them till I moved into a house in SoCal that had a avocado tree. It was huge, and not only was it dropping leaves constantly, every time I had to walk under it it the stupid thing would drop an avocada on my head. To this day, I still remember the spite of that damn tree and will not eat them, never,…

Well, I used to have a major love affair with shoes. Used to hide them from them my husband in the huge ass trunk of my car. My company had a factory in Tecate Mexico and one day crossing back to the US I got pulled to secondary.(guessing cause the women with me were drunk of their asses and singing Garth Brooks…

I'll go with Terrier/Shepard

Hey, I'm black. Don't know what that means anymore..Thanks for replying.

Thanks. I needed the laugh! See ya next week

So, how and where do sign up to picket his funeral?

Yes, but maybe the exception to Hell will be his going

Well. if you say so....

Mark, are you new? Were's our old friends, Lindy, Callie, Burt gone? Not liking the new Kinja either....

Wow, thanks. I am lucky, still trying to better and stronger...your'e words of support mean a lot, really. Thanks!

EDIT. Princess Sophie Fancypants and Mickey sent that post.

This is an insult to the disabled.

Aw God, teenagers...I was a little hell raiser when I was one. Hmm,somethings don't change...hanging in there, been really tough though. Had the worst tooth infection that about knocked me out for a couple weeks...insurance would be nice. Getting better though. Think I have a job that starts March 31st. Still owe…

Well, glad to see you friend. Been thinking about what you said about hiding it all...Panic attack at the grocery store, leave cart, go hide in car, wander on back on 10 minutes later, job interview, drink water, talking to people, only 30 seconds max...Fucking sucks.

Working!! Yay, thanks

Tried it, we'll see. How are you? Been a few weeks..

Well, sure glad to see you on here...Since new Kinja you are the only name I know!!! AACCCKK. is it just me, or are the writers different too? Not diggin this stuff.

Ok, so is the new Dirt Bag? I hate this new Kinja. Also, why I have not seen one familiar name on the "new Kinja"? Been posting for years, know most of you all. but where oh where did you go??

Oh dear, see were feeding the trolls again. sigh. Please go back under your bridge

Shit. Old news. I married my cat, Alexander The Greatest, in 1994. Then I married again, (yes, I know what bigamy is), well Alexander outlasted the other husband, and all his "Uncles" Next up I'm gonna get into the faux lez thing and marry Princess Sophie Fancypants.