I am naming my child Kardashian Krustation. She will go Krabs for short

Wouldn't a chastity belt be easier?

Lindy, just do what I do, (small person here), down 2 Xanax go to sleep. The only way to fly!

Oh and just for you.

See!! Popular demand! Thank you. I need cat gifs after this shitty week. Thanks Ms Beans.

Hate to sound like a grinch, but I am the only one who hates Christmas? No family here, no job, I just couldn't car less this year

Hey darlin', its almost SNS time...time to discuss cats again...Also, I'm in a totally pissy mood, cause I fucking HATE Christmas (long story). So do you want to go first?

I would prefer to see it as Beyonce made a whole of people happy on her Walmart outing. Seem like she did it with no fanfare, just kinda showed up, gave out Christmas cards with 50.00 gift cards inside. And, yes, I do know Walmart sucks.

Waayy of topic, but I haven't seen a SNS lately talking about cats. Gotta start one. You up?

Be there in 30 minutes. Do hope you live in East Tennessee.. Can we have crumpets too, Devon cream...

Do believe you mean Mr. Bean. And. here is is...

Mu Dad always called me Poppet.

Oh and here's my Mums service dog. Really.

Hey Darlin, Ms mercury here. Now I thought you were Irish or English? Whatever, Murricans, duh

Approve. Can you make a cat kind?

Hey! I love my crock pot, can throw all kinds of shit it in, cook for 8 hours, and eat something hot and tasty, even without knowing what it is. Prairie oysters? Crawfish? Haggis? Liver? No clue, but it fits in a soup bowl real well, so yaaahh, dinner!

You are fucking kidding right??? I got laid off, get 800.00 in UE, rent 500.00, elec 100.00 misc, gas, car insurance etc 100.00 (and oh yeah, plus toilet paper, woman stuff, etc, another 30.00) and I get 60.00 in food stamps a month.. Try is you dumb fucker!!! Sorry, I'm just pissed off

Words are not needed.

Uh, ever lived in the South?