Oh God, Merry Holidays!!! I love you. signed your new best friend.

OK, so after studying all the stats, records, yards, average age, everything damn thing you can thing of, my teams both lost today.. Arizona made a couple bad plays, and the Eagles QB is better than he should be for a rookie. BUT..San Diego, holy shit, if there was a play they could fuck up they did it. My local HS…

Ya know, I don't usually feed the trolls...but in your case, I will make an exception. Thank you for pointing out I must be racist, but let' just keep this between us OK, cause I'd sure hate my mixed boyfriend to find out. Thank you

I know right???

Yup, that's what I meant to say! What the fuck. Freaky.

Ha! I live in a small Southern city. Had to take a long jaunt up to the UPS store once. It was in a strip mall, no biggie, but was right next door was a store front church, screaming all the fire and brimstone on the windows, typical I thought, until I looked again and saw it also sold guns and fishing gear. WFT.

I love you.

Dear Google Translate, I may have already brought this to your attention but so far you have not responded. I use your service to convert my documents and writings into Teluga, Marathi, Gugarati, and many others. But why have you not updated the program to include "Kanye West"? I am so anxious to understand the…

You gave her the check. Did you spend the money in your account? Sounds like if the funds are still there you are ok, but if you used them, well, that's on you. Did you not notice the check hadn't been cashed? Either way, get the old check back and do what you have to do catch up.

If you know who it is, call animal control and make a complaint. The doggy wash folks might know this person

Ha, I have Tennessee UE. A pittance, but at least you qualify for food stamps with it. Apply. Can't hurt, could help

Subocreme!!!

You are my best friend!! I'm a Brit, but your comments apply to me too. All the neighbors are scared of me (that bitchy resting face thing), and I live in the South, and OMFG, doesn't go to church....but really folks, I'm actually very nice, funny and kind

My Mum took her service dog in there once and he pissed all over the crosses on the lower shelf. He has never done that at Michaels.

Love it. Or KanME.

Good question. No clue, guess I just don't get the ranting and raving and egotistical statements of a rich guy, who hates everyone who does not want to worship at his altar. If I had his money, I'd just up and enjoy it.

Really??? Every time I hear his speak, I turn to Google translate in hopes of understanding the rant. Google really need to update their software with "Kanye West".

Agree with the cut and past bit. But...I mean in general, not just this interview. Seems to be the more he says the less sense he makes no matter the interview or the subject. Just everything that comes out of his mouth is a rant against everyone and everything!

Why does everything that comes out of Kanye's mouth sound like word salad to me? Am I too old, too middle class, too un-cool? Dunno, but the man makes no sense whatsoever.

Hmm, white, blue eyes, I'm thinking he could be deaf. Know from experience...