A true master of the universe.

Nineteen years ago I was date raped and became pregnant. I miscarried before I realized I was pregnant, which is a blessing because I was barely able to get out of bed and leave my room.

My dad is blonde, blue-eyed and fair skinned, my mom has black hair & eyes and is dark skinned. The color of my hair and skin varies depending on how much sun I have had.

My mother and it is as horrible as it sounds. She didn't when I was younger, so I'm not sure why she does it now. MrCoxberry and I offer to cook, but are refused; I sometimes wonder if she's trying to keep us away.

Don't be ashamed. If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

My mother, never the greatest of cooks, has begun to cook scrambled eggs with water; it is disgusting. It's hard to make the kids eat them when we don't want to either; Mr.Coxberry and I have offered to cook while there, but are refused. So the question is: how do I get this to my mom without offending her? We'll be…

Congratulations!

I guess they should have performed Pinocchio instead.

I once rooted for the Baroness, but that was in an episode of the G.I. Joe cartoon, when somehow, the Joes ended up in an alternate world. There, she was a double-agent, spying on Cobra and in love with a Joe. Good times.

Thirty-seven, but I don't feel like an adult. Some days, I still feel like I'm a young and inexperienced girl, except that I'm married, have a job and kids. :-/

Dr. Ruth and Betty White

Up until a few months ago, I could watch videos posted by Gawker sites on my droid. Now? Nothing.

I've been crushing on him for...many years. I'm convinced he has a portrait of himself, locked away from public viewing, in which his image secretly ages, while he physically remains the same.

Did anyone else see the photos of Jena Malone and wonder when Sharon Stone had been cast & which character she was portraying? I mean this as a compliment, because I think Sharon Stone is beautiful.

Yes to all of this. She rocks the dress, but the hair...

I've always considered myself an equal opportunity dater, so you've given my morning a good start. Of course, a great start would include Jason Statham and Idris Elba.

Exactly! This is the look my son gives me when he is in trouble.

Exactly! This is the look my son gives me when he is in trouble.

When I was in labor, the on duty doctor was a woman. She introduced herself, looked at my chart and said, "no epidural? I wouldn't do it without one, but I guess some women are crazy like that."

I have to agree with you; I've read many articles that referenced Taissa as playing "Zoe, the leader" of the girls