You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

I’d be telling her that since she’s an up-by-your-bootstraps self-made Trumplican, she can get her own damn ride to work. Ride shares are for bleeding-heart Commie Democrats.

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into. 

You have to be fucking kidding me.

The 2019 survey found that 27 percent of men surveyed have gone the Mike Pence route and now avoid one-on-one meetings with woman co-workers

Give a shout across the room to your Jezebel co-workers when writing one of these articles; they probably have plenty of sage advice as to accurate wording.

Because words matter, do not use “allegedly.”

Oooooh this sounds SO good right now.  I’m going to a farmer’s market tomorrow so if they have some good strawberries I’m going to pick some up.

I wish they would hire Michael Jackson’s doctor instead.

John Travolta and Kristie Alley deserve each other and their trash scientology bullshit.

that wasn’t so hard

Come on you should have edited this headline by now. Say the woman’s name, Maria.

She’s not ‘Ashton Kutcher’s ex’. She was going to go on a date with him 11 years ago, and maybe she’d have had a chance to be his ex if her life wasn’t cruelly stolen from her. She had a fucking name and it was Ashley Ellerin.

I don’t think it’s a good look to refer to a murdered woman as “Ashton Kutcher’s Ex instead of her name especially as a site that has previously criticised other publications for similar instances (Like when Sondra Locke passed)

Why are we doing this in 2019?

I know that Ashton Kutcher’s involvement may seem like the most interesting aspect of the story, but is that really the most defining feature of Ashley Ellerin and her life? To be referenced in headline after headline as “Ashton Kutcher’s Ex” or “Ashton Kutcher’s murdered date”.  

Even in Jezebel, a supposedly feminist outfit, a dead woman is nameless when she’s a famous man’s ex.

Jokes on you, I won’t bite.

So my sister and brother-in-law’s dog, Theo, is here visiting for the weekend while they go to a wedding out of town. My ex and I (who have developed a decent friendship) took him for a very long walk and to a restaurant that is super dog friendly. He was SUCH a good boy, and is now EXHAUSTED (as am I!). Here is a…