Are you having a stroke?

I work at a major art museum. Last time a couple of small items were shipped over, NINE people were there to observe their removal from the crate and document literally every speck of dust. That a leading auction house responsible for a moving a super-valuable art object would fail to catch a piece of functional…

Every federal employee, up to the shitstain President, that has touched this criminal conspiracy against refugee children needs to lose their job and be tried for unlawful imprisonment and child endangerment at the least.

No offense to anyone, but Kanye looks like one of those teens you see in adoption and foster care pamphlets.

Just because your mom told you she loves you doesn’t mean she does.

Father to two daughters does not have to mean shit regarding concern for them. There are too many parents that abuse, molest, neglect, sell, even kill their kids, simply having children doesn’t make one concerned for their well-being automatically. Some dad’s are useless shit while others would take a bullet for their …

I didn’t grow up around many guys who went to private schools, much less all-male private schools. However, I went to college (late 90s) with a good many. And they were all the most warped motherfuckers ever when it came to women, sex, and basically anything else requiring a modicum of social grace (other than kissing…

Thanks for this. Particularly well written, thoughtful, and in my experience, rings super true.

“Being ‘one of the guys’ at a woman’s expense...”
God, I love that phrase. I’m going to use that during talks with my two boys as they grow into men to make sure they aren’t a part of the problem.

GREAT article - and articulated most of what I’d been thinking. The quote at the end from his 2001 boat trip though was another nail in the coffin

The fuck is this

Is this for real?

My goodness. I am simply out here trying to input edible energy content into my lower front face orifice while enjoying the company of my lovely religiously-approved female life partner with whom I reproduce occasionally, as normal human beings like myself enjoy to do. Why must these young knockabouts disturb my…

If you don’t have dietary restrictions, try cullen skink, black crowdie, and cranachan while you’re there!

Cullen skink is close to clam chowder, with the clams replaced by smoked fish. I had one in Aberdeenshire that was made with Dee salmon, and it almost killed me it was so delicious. Black crowdie is a tart cream…

I was there in May and I didn’t expect to love that city as much as I now do!

Wear comfortable shoes, and layers.

Blonde, David Bann’s and Mother India are the best places to eat. Dunbar’s Close Garden is a great place to spend a quiet half hour, but don’t tell anyone; we like to keep it quiet. Irn Bru is a great hangover cure. The Dovecot on Infirmary Street has a weaving gallery and a decent cafe, plus it used to be a swimming…

Glasgow’s oldest house, Provand’s Lordship, is pretty cool and it’s very close to the Glasgow Cathedral which is the oldest building. The People’s Palace is interesting to see the history of Glaswegians, especially the section of life in a tenement home.

There’s an ace museum of modern art, and it’s not far from Loch Lomond. Try a trip out there. You could take the high road, or the low road. (Hahaha!)

Mmm... jacket spuds. I like double baked spuds. Cook your potato (either in the microwave then finish off in the oven, or 100% in oven) and then cut in half and scoop out the middle. Mash that up with your topping and a splash of milk and some butter. I like cheese and bacon, and tuna. Refill your potatoes and cook…