Mr. Brooks’ only saving grace is that he appears to loathe the Talking Cheeto...

Hi again Jezzies,

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

I loathe this sociopath with every fiber of my being right now.

Since the Barf Bag only gave me and my Code 45* operatives one word to work with today, I’ll just leave a little something for your consideration. (Also, I have football tickets and I’d rather be there than writing a bunch of weird-ass crap on the Internet. A guy needs balance in his life.)

Okay, folks, today’s Code 45* was a super tough one to crack. So we’re going to lead off with the message itself, then walk y’all through it. It’s quite a tasty prophecy, but - as you will see - there will be some delayed gratification, so we’ll all need to be strong for a bit. Here it is:

How do you interview Alex Jones and come off looking like a bigger tool than your subject.....

Long time ago, NFL Coach Dennis Green went on a rant after a tough loss shouting, “The Bears are who we thought they were!”

Madison Keys got all the way to the final and Chris Evert still thinks her name is, “Masson Keys.”

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My little rescue boop. Will be my 3rd anniversary with him next month. Life-changing pooch.

Thanks! I got another dog partly because Amy had a terrible socialization issue (i.e. she hated every other dog on the face of the Earth). Surprisingly, she has never been hostile to Willow. We were seriously impressed.

This little fella i’m dog sitting is a rescue

Agreed, although the prosperity gospel not entirely “new.” It is an outgrowth of the 19th century Gilded Age and New Thought religious movements, which sort of shifted “the divine” from external intervention to personal effort—thus, an implicit emphasis on the power of the individual over the randomness of fate. Of…

Everything I read about this prosperity gospel crap makes me want to fuck shit up. It is blasphemy.

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

The school founded by a raging segregationist has racist tendencies? Wow...I am just....so....very...shocked.

I call deliberate misdirection. Drunk Rasputin has been playing the ball way too close to his gin-soaked chest to make this kind of bush league fuckup. Plus I can’t imagine that he cares about how many Koreans would die in a war.

I hate “Back in MY day...” shit, but jesus, I remember the skinheads that used to come to ruin punk and metal shows could at least take and give a fucking punch/bite/chair leg. If you’re some doughy soft fuck who doesn’t want to be despised and have the shit kicked out of them regularly, perhaps you should find…

He’s dumb af